Fizzwinken Gadgetcracker's Gyroblender Event (DONE)

[Naaria Gladomain]

Naaria Gladomain (grimexpectation)
10,000 gp

The winged bloodhound had landed nearby to see what all the fuss was about only to realize that it was indeed that gnome that she had heard about the previous week.  Seeing the crowd of people and watching as a few things came out, she couldn't help but grin at the excitement of it all and then went to retrieve a few items of her own so that she could join the long line.  Keeping her wings as tucked in over her shoulders to keep them out of the way of others and then once it was her turn, she couldn't help but grin at the little man whose machine was causing such chaos.  "Well you're certainly making a pretty copper today, aren't you my friend?" A  wink offered along with the grin as she moved to remove both of her blades from their scabbards and slide them into the kettle .. thing that he indicated.  Her hands reaching into her pack to pull out the carving she'd gotten from the traveling salesman. Handing the little gnome the payment as she partially worried, partially excitedly waited to see what she would get.  

• Nightwatcher [Weapon] ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ (1d6)
  [Worth 9,500gp]
  This adamantine longsword grants low-light vision to it's bearer. If you already have low-light vision, it doubles the range. This sword also has the ability to disperse magical darkness 3 times per week. While in darkness or magical darkness, this sword detects hostile approachers, warning the bearer by the hilt growing colder the closer they come. The cold is not so harsh as to damage the bearer.
  
  • Enchant: Binding ☼ ☼ - This weapon prevents extra-dimensional movement by those it hits. Once per day, the wielder of a binding weapon may make a binding strike. On a successful attack, the target of the binding strike cannot move extra-dimensionally by any means (including shadow, umbra, teleporation, ethereal, dimension door, etc). This effect lasts for 1d3 rounds. If you fail your strike, the binding strike for that day is wasted. 
    
    
• Glassteel Elven Thinblade ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ (1d6)
  [Worth 14,500 gp]
  
  • Glassteel - This material looks like glass but it is as hard as any steel weapon. It is transparent and the color of the creator’s choice (though is most often colorless), appearing much like clear volcanic glass. The weight of the item is as normal for an item of that type. This material is subject to neither magnetism nor rust. It makes weapons hard to spot, giving you a +5 to any attempts to conceal your weapon from being spotted or found.
    
  • Enchant: Compression ☼ - A compression weapon can compress itself into a small object such as a ring. Naaria wears her thinblade as a glass and mithral ring upon her middle finger.
    
  • Enchant: Defiant ☼☼ - Regardless of circumstances, you simply cannot drop your weapon, even with a critical fail.
    
  • Enchant: Vorpal ☼☼ - A vorpal weapon bypasses all defenses of a subject if a natural 20 is rolled, as long as the strike allows a hit. It is defeated by the "Fortified" armor enchantment.
  
  
• Carved ivory cloud with the symbol of Avath Athon (bird in flight)
  

[Eir Yngvarsdóttir]

Eir waited patiently for the crowd to move through the motions until it would get to her turn, the Zorcan then eyeing up the gnome and his strange device suspiciously. Not wanting to be considered a coward, she'd push through her natural instincts and instead focus on the motions of chucking over the weapons she had brought – a war axe and a warhammer - having listened to Edge's advice on what to bring, and to not miss out on this rare opportunity.

''Takk.''

Stony faced, she took a quick look around before extracting a third item, a short braid of hair that she shoved into the machine quickly before anyone else could see her. The proud woman may have been blushing. Don't call her out on it thought.

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Eir Yngvarsdóttir (skjaldmaer)
Spending: 10,000gp

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Lead-Lined War Axe 1d8 20,000gp + 3,500gp
Lead-lined weapons hit with greater impact, gaining a +2 bonus to Strike rolls with a bludgeoning or slashing weapon and +5 to Damage when dealing bludgeoning or slashing damage. Lead-lined weapons weigh 1.5 times the amount of the normal weapon, so you must have at least STR 6 to use a lead-lined weapon.

Defiant 6,000gp | ☼ ☼
Regardless of circumstances, you simply cannot drop your weapon, even with a critical fail.

Mutating 3,000gp | ☼
A mutating weapon is enchanted in such a way that enables it to take the form of any melee weapon that the wielder is proficient with wielding. It will only take the form of a weapon in it's own class (i.e. a one-handed weapon will only become other one-handed weapons).

Shadowreach 5,000gp | ☼ ☼
A shadowreach weapon can reach through your own shadow to catch foes off guard. Once per combat, you can activate the enchantment and gain 6 feet to the reach of your weapon. The target is denied their Quickness bonus to their Defense DC for this attack, making their DC10.

Emporium Worth: 37,500gp

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Rejavik
Rejavik is a 1d6 warhammer, surprisingly light for its larger-than-normal size. The haft is carved of black wood, half again as long and thick as a standard warhammer. The head itself is twice normal size and constructed of iron. Thick leather wraps the lower half of the haft, and beneath these carvings identify the weapon's name. It weighs no more than an ordinary warhammer. The head is actually crafted of two separate pieces, expertly joined. The head is hollow and the cavity is half-filled with iron filings and quicksilver. This allows the hammer to deliver blows of incredible might. When Rejavik is swung, the quicksilver and iron filings fill the upper portion of the hammerhead, increasing the speed at which the hammer is swung, giving it a +2 to Strike. When the hammer strikes, this mixture is flung forward, filling the front half of the head and increasing the impact of the blow, allowing a +3 to damage.

Worth: 10,000gp

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Braid of Hair
Carefully made with blonde (Eir) and black (Edge) strands and tied off with thin strips of leather. The colours alternate, distinct from each other but still intricately bound.

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Character Name: Ragnar Koda
Screenname: [e-mail]
Gold Spent: 10,000gps
Description of Items: --Full Blade with polar bear fur upon hilt

--Titanic Maul [Weapon] ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼
3d6 (Large Size)
This solid jasper two-handed hammer is 6 foot long and weights about 120 lbs. When it hits, it causes an extra 1d5 damage, for a total of 3d5 damage. When used to hit an object of less than 30 hit points (per DM), the object is automatically destroyed. Anything inside that object, such as within a chest, is destroyed as well, though.

w/Marrowcrushing
A marrowcrushing weapon that makes a critical hit deals 2 STR damage to the target, that cannot be healed until combat is over.
[Worth: 8,000gp]


--Blueice Great WarHammer 2d7 (Fighters Weapon)(Large Size)  ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼

*Named the Great Freeze. This great warhammer has been passed down through the ages from chieftain to chieftain of the Polar Ursas. Through the hammer itself the current owner is able to commune with the spirits of the past of his or her people. To be with the hammer is to never be alone as the owner will forever have a link to those that have passed on in their tribe. Each chieftain has added engravings within the hammers head to mark it as theirs and within the core when it was forged is a single white hair from the great ancestor which links this weapon with all polar ursa's who use it.  
* SL Flavor Only*

Blueice- A blade of blue ice weighs less than it's metal counterpart, and has the "Frost" attribute naturally occurring.

w/Absolute
Once per combat, the damage from an absolute weapon cannot be prevented. Evades, reflects or anything that would prevent the damage cannot be used. Only magical defense is allowed against the damage.

w/Spiked
This improvement adds long, sharp spikes to a bludgeoning weapon, making it significantly deadlier. It's type of damage becomes "piercing" instead of "bludgeoning".
[Emporium Worth: 20,000gps]
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:: Coming around  bit late the large polar ursa finally came around after letting the fur on his head grow back from the race he had taken part in and having to have his head shaved he wasnt really out and about with a shaved head until it did come back in! But seeing the gnome and the contraption outside the Inne he would tilt his head and would step right on over-- What in the realms is this thing? It does what? How much?? --he would blink and would think it over before he handed over a pouch of platinum then would go about putting his massive weapons within the thing. First he would slide in his full blade followed by his titanic maul and finally his blueice warhammer before he would step back-- Please be careful...the ice hammer is....dear to me....-D-

[Caoimhe Devlin]

There was a strange sound accompanied by a sudden puff of smoke, and a slender dark haired woman was suddenly there, leaning over Fizzwinken and peering at his device curiously.

''Huh.''

Patting the interesting gnome on the head, she decided she wanted to have a go at all this strangeness and proceeded to investigate the contents of her pockets, cotton and leather pushed aside as she tried to hunt down items of value on her person. Frowning slightly, she held up a finger and then poofed off again, leaving nothing but a wisp of smoke and the vague scent of same.

Time passed.

Another miniature explosion and she was back, grinning broadly and with a pipe stuck out of the corner of her mouth, eyes a little glazed.

''Let's see what happens when I put these in … ''

A long blade was taken from one hip and unceremoniously dropped inside the large kettle, and she then removed a hilt of bone from her belt, giving it a little cuddle and a kiss for luck before gently letting it fall inside. Afterwards, she peered down into the thing before taking a small knife from her jacket and making a quick cut across her palm: squeezing her fingers tightly so that a steady stream dribbled into the machine. Stepping back, she held the pipe in her uninjured hand and puffed a bit, eager to see what would come back out again.

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Smoke (imperfectexhale)
Paying: 10,000gp

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Spectral Sword 13,000gp ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼
Fashioned from the bone of a creature that died violently, this appears just to be a sword hilt made of bone. When grasped by a creature, a "blade" of shadowstuff appears that does 1d6 damage. This "blade" can be used against incorporeal creatures, and the damage inflicted by the shadowy blade is cold-based. It has the "Shadowreach" enchantment, "Phantom" and "Frost".

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Elquillar [Weapon] ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ [ w/impervious, called, courageous enchants ]
Elquillar is an elven curveblade 2d8, but it is able to become any type of sword, scimitar or dagger. Such a transformation occurs whenever the wielder desires another weapon to appear, without taking a round to switch. Multicolored runes appear spelling out its name appear on the blade regardless of its current shape or any efforts to conceal them. Elquillar's master may alter his own shape and gain a +5 to Disguise while the blade is kept on his person. When Elquillar is grasped in hand, its wielder's mind is unable to be read. Finally, whenever this weapon touches (or wounds in combat) a creature that is in anything other than his natural form, Elquillar returns the target to its true shape; such as a dragon in human form, a lycan, a polymorphed creature, doppleganger or changeling.
Worth: 15,000gp

Called ☼
A called weapon can be teleported to the wielder's hand even if the weapon is in the possession of another creature. This ability has a maximum range of 100 feet, and effects that block teleportation prevent the return of a called weapon. A called weapon must be in a creature's possession for at least 24 hours for this ability to function.

Courageous ☼
A courageous weapon fortifies a person's morale and courage in battle. Once per combat, you may automatically pass any save against fear if you are holding your weapon unsheathed.

Impervious ☼ ☼
An impervious weapon is warded from damage and decay. A metallic weapon cannot rust and a wooden weapon cannot rot or warp, even by magical or supernatural means.

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Shadowkin Blood
So dark it's almost black, this blood seems to give off wisps of smoke and shadow.

[Logan Hawk]

Logan had heard of this Fizzwinken through some of the acquaintances in town and had decided to check out the stand. Now that his armor was starting to come along he finally thought it was time to invest in a good bow. That was why he had been running around town having bows crafted and enchanted. Buying premade bows so that he could turn them into something better with the blending of the three bows. Walking up to the stand Logan would wait until his turn came and then pulling the tree bows from around his shoulders he offered them up to the little gnome. "I offer these three bows in the hopes that the sum of their parts will equal something greater when they are combined."

Character Name: Logan Hawk

Screenname: Loganhawk51

Gold spending on Fizzwinken: 10,000 gp

Full description of items and cost if applicable:

1. Melee Hardened Longbow (Crafted, 2000gp)

2. Bow of Death Strike 16,500gp ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼
This deadly 2d5 longbow confers an extra +3 lethal damage when it strikes a target. Additionally, once per combat, you may delay a full turn to take careful aim at your target. On your next turn, roll your ranged Strike. If you hit, roll 1dX where X is the targets maximum HP. You deal that much lethal damage to the target.
-- Enchanted: Frost * (Applies frost dmg to arrows)

3.Bow of the Frostmoon 12,500gp ☼ ☼ ☼
This elegant composite longbow (2d8) is carved of rowan and inlaid with silver tracery in an elven design. Its tips are shod with silver, and its grip is wound with blue metal wire. When you wield this bow, it functions as a normal composite longbow if you are chaotic good, neutral good, or chaotic neutral. It adjusts its pull automatically, allowing you to add an additional bonus of half your Quickness Trait to your damage roll with each arrow fired. If you are of the Devout Class, this bow also functions as a frost weapon, imbuing all arrows you shoot from it with the frost attribute.
-- Enchanted: Exit Wound ** (Extra 1d3 dmg)

[Qivara]

Character Name:  Qivara

Screenname: a stray howl

Gold Payment: 10,000 gp

Item 1:   Spellshocked Composite Longbow (2d8)  ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼

                Enchants: Compression, Endless Ammunition, Exit Wound & Merciful

                Estimated Value:  25,000 gp
                Descriptions:

    - Harvested from the Scarred Lands, Spellshocked Wood weapons have the properties of wood, and are very effective at channeling supernatural abilities. The weapon counts as magic, allowing it to bypass DR/magic and interact with incorporeal creatures. The spellshocked wood weapon always emits light if it is magically enchanted with any type of enchantment. Spellshocked wood looks like normal wood often with thin dimly glowing veins in the grain of the wood, which on closer inspection take on the appearance of actual magical runes. Spellshocked wood can be added to any weapon normally made of wood.
    - Compression ☼ - A compression weapon can compress itself into a small object such as a ring.
  - Endless Ammunition ☼ - Only bows and crossbows can be made into endless ammo weapons—firearms and other projectile weapons cannot. Each time an endless ammunition weapon is nocked, a single non-magical arrow or bolt is spontaneously created by the magic, so the weapon's wielder never needs to load the weapon with ammunition. If the wielder attempts to load the weapon with other ammunition, the created arrow or bolt immediately vanishes and the wielder can load the weapon as normal.
    - Exit Wound ☼ ☼ - Weapons with the exit wound ability propel their ammunition entirely through living targets they hit. This effect deals an extra 1d3 points of damage each time it is used. The exit wound improvement can be applied to any ranged weapon.
    - Merciful ☼ - All damage done by this weapon deals non-lethal damage, even if you hit beyond a person's hit points, they are simply knocked out. The enchantment can be suppressed at will by the weapon's owner.

Item 2:  Bow of the Frostmoon ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼

               Enchants:  Distance, Conserving

               Estimated Value: 15,500 gp

               Descriptions:

    - Bow of the Frostmoon ☼ ☼ ☼  This elegant composite longbow (2d8) is carved of rowan and inlaid with silver tracery in an elven design. Its tips are shod with silver, and its grip is wound with blue metal wire. When you wield this bow, it functions as a normal composite longbow. If you are chaotic good, neutral good, or chaotic neutral it adjusts its pull automatically, allowing you to add an additional bonus of half your Quickness Trait to your damage roll with each arrow fired. If you are of the Devout Class, this bow also functions as a frost weapon, imbuing all arrows you shoot from it with the frost attribute. 
   - Distance ☼  - This is placed on ranged weapons and doubles the range increment of that weapon.
   - Conserving ☼ - Only projectile weapons can be made conserving. When the wielder misses with a ranged attack, the fired ammunition teleports unharmed to its quiver, case, or pouch. If the ammunition in question would be destroyed for other reasons than merely being launched, such as an arrow that breaks apart in flight, this special ability does not function and the ammunition is destroyed as normal. This ability cannot be placed on firearms.

Mundane Item:  A naturally frosted owl feather knotted with tufts of wolf, fox and rabbit fur and a drop of moonfey blood on the quill.

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Qivara had seen the crowd coming and going from the Inne.  Silently watching the gnome and his contraption as it spit out item after item.  Deciding that the man could be trusted, she took the two things of value that she actually had.  Her two hunting bows and moved to place them inside once her spot within the queue was done.  Then she took something out of her bag and pricked her finger with it.  Tossing in bits of her various forms so that the new thing would be as much a part of her as it had been before.  It's ability to become a cuff on her wrist had been a boon during her shapeshifting.  Crystal blue eyes much like a cat's turned on the little man as she bent over and grasped the platinum from within her bag to pass it over.  "Tell me do you sleep on gold silk?"  She was teasing him and he would notice the chill of her touch as she pressed the metal into his hand.  "Thank you very much for the service that you provide, Master Gnome. I'm told any price is worth it for this machine's genius."  So far it seemed that it was true.

[Ellywick Fizzlespark]

Ellywick Fizzlespark (funsizefantasy)
10,000 gp

Elly had heard about this Fizzwinken character a few times before.  Actually, she'd heard about him a lot when it came to the items and she couldn't help it.  She was so excited that it had taken her almost a week to decide what she was going to bring him.  Skipping into the line and then patiently waiting.  There had been so many possibilities of things to do.  The chasable with the chronocharm, the arbalest with her plasma beam.  Potion Jacket with the everfull mug so she could drink on the go.  No, none of these things are what she ended up bringing.  In one hand, she had a mug of drink for the gnome.  The other holding the things that she planned to toss into the overgrown teakettle to see what it would do.  Nodding to the little guy with the boring white hair, she handed him the drink first and gave him a wink.  

"SoYourFizzwinkenHuh?  EverPutYourOwnInventionsInThereOrIsThatHowYouGotThis?" 

She would have spoke gnomen but that would just be rude to all the people standing around.  Quickly she tossed in the pants, cloak and the strip of scarlet with a peak to see if she could see inside and then held up her hands. 

"NoWorriesMyFriend. NotAnInventor. ActuallyI'mAJeweler.  IfYouEverNeedARing,Earring,NewSpecs"  

She pulled out a card with her shop name on it and address to give the gnome along with her payment.  

"WhenYou'reDoneAndBeforeYouShoveOffWeShouldJustHangOutAndBeShortPeopleTogether.  ButYou'reBuying."  

The pink-haired female cackled at that and gave the man a pat on the arm before looking to see what she would get.  It was kind of exciting.

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1. Chasable of Fell Power (neck)
   This long, embroidered strip of scarlet cloth is covered with arcane sigils and mystic designs. Worn over the neck (occupying space on the body as an amulet), a chasuble of fell power adds +2 dice to any invocation or evocation the wearer uses. For instance, an invocation that does 1d6 damage will do 1d8 damage when this is worn.
   [Worth 7000 gp]
   
   
   
2. Shadowskin Leggings with the Adaptations Enchant
   
   Shadowskin - Woven from threads of quasi-reality torn from the Plane of Shadow, shadowskin is an expensive fabric highly valued by those who stalk in the darkness. Shadowskin shimmers and seems to flow and vibrate as if made of thousands of tiny tentacles with fuzzy edges, slightly translucent, and always dark and non-reflective no matter the lighting conditions. Any non-metal clothing or armor can be made of shadowskin, and those who wear it gain the ability to Hide in Plain Sight, allowing Hide and Stealth checks even if you are not actually hiding or using cover.
   
   Enchant: Adaptations - This enchantment allows a person to survive in whatever circumstance (per DM) that they find themselves in. It does NOT give immunity to elemental attacks, but it does allow you to breathe fine in smoke, or breathe underwater, or stay cool in the heat, or stay warm in the freezing cold.
   [Worth Approx. 9000 gp]
   
   
   
3. Black Silk Hooded Cloak

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S TYRANNICAL
DOMINATING SHROUD-BLADE

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Kythin [scaleschange]
10,000gp

Fizzwinken took the offered payment, nodded as Kythin produced his items and tossed them in. The machine would start to rock, steam escaping the valves, as it began to compress and blend.


Fizzwinken's Tyrannical Dominating Shroud-blade
This incredible unholy one-handed blade (2d12) has a core of black metal that twinkles like the night sky, a very sharp edge made of bloodglass, and a hilt made from the bones of death knights. The hilt resembles the unholy symbol of Ardgrim decorated with violet gemstones. To anyone without Magical Affinity, this weapon functions only as a sword with none of the following benefits. When a rightful wielder (someone with magical affinity) comes near or touches this weapon, the world darkens and no matter the time of day or intervening barriers for a moment you can see the night sky and you witness a shooting star falling down like a single tear drop. This weapon cannot do damage to its owner and will even try to leap from the hand of someone attempting to use it against its owner. The owner of this weapon can, if the weapon would kill an opponent with it's attack, choose to withhold that damage and instead leave a vicious un-healable scar, permanently blind her (or only take one eye), or remove an appendage, which leaves your opponent at 1 point above their max hp (such as 39/40). This weapon also grants it's bearer darkvision, if they already have it, the range is doubled. It is considered a "Lightning", "Auran", "Ominous" and "Vorpal" weapon. It retains it's legacy considerations of Corrupt and Intimidating.

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S THAUMATURGICAL
DARKON WARDING GARB

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Maereth [lurkerinshade]
10,000gp

"Absolutely, of course, of course. Never finished, always fixing it up, always trying to make it better!" He took the money offered, motioned for him to put the items in and the machine started it's movements and puffs of steam and smoke.


Fizzwinken's Thaumaturgical Darkon Warding Garb
This black Inverness style coat is as fashionable and warm as it is useful! The inside of this black coat is lined in demonskin, granting damage reduction of 5/good. The cape portion of this coat is lined in black silk, and edged in moonstone and jacinth beadwork in intricately tiny arcane patterns. Three times per day, while wearing this coat, you may roll your evocation as 1d extra.

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S AMNESIAC CIRCUMSPECT
RIVING BROADBLADE

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Davkul [suffertheflame]
10,000gp

"Praying got nothing to do with my gyroblender!" exclaimed Fizzwinken upon seeing the man praying after he tossed his items in. He gave a grin and turned the machine on.


Fizzwinken's Amnesiac Circumspect Riving Broadblade
This powerful serrated broadsword (1d10) is adamantine by default, but enchanted with Metalline. It bears a pommel in an intricately carved metal representation of two stern, bearded faces bearing the symbol of Coleus and Daleus. Additionally, this magnificent blade is an intelligent sword that speaks Abyssal, Celestial, Common, and Infernal. It has darkvision up to 60 ft and has the Alert skill. In addition, the sword can heal up to 5 points of damage three times per day. The sword also remembers which foes have struck you and deals extra damage to them in retribution thereafter. If an enemy hits you with a weapon (including a natural weapon), the sword thereafter has a bonus of 2 higher weapon dice than normal higher than normal (making it 1d12). No disguise or shapechanging ability can guard against this ability. It is extremely dangerous to your enemy's weapons as well. Once per combat, against an enemy that has struck you, you may hit a lever in the hilt that activates a chainsaw like movement of the serrated blade. The teeth pull downwards into the hilt's feed where they are returned to the top of the weapon. This act causes you to sunder your opponent's weapon, destroying it completely. This will not work against legacy weapons, unless you have paid to legacy the chainsaw saber itself, and in that case the sundered legacy weapon will return to them unharmed the next day. This sword speaks little except during combat, during which it reminds you in stentorian tones about the transgressions of each enemy, whether it has witnessed them personally (“That bugbear hath wounded Maria most grievously”) or simply assumed wrongdoing based on creature type (“That succubus hath surely tempted many good men toward evil”).

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S DRACO-ZAPPING
WAR PIKE

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Adalric [lurkerinshade]
10,000gp


Fizzwinken's Draco-Zapping War Pike
This long two-handed polearm is crafted of elysian bronze and does 2d6 damage. It is decorated wtih golden filigree, and the wooden shaft is inset with a large ruby. Not only is it Baneful (Dragons) doing an extra 1d5 damage to dragons, the wielder is also immune to any fear aura while wielding this weapon. Once per day, you may dodge any breath weapon from a dragon or draconic creature. While pikes are not normally ranged weapons, this special pike can be thrown and has the Returning enchant. It also has Lightning Slice, functioning as "lightning" and "shockburst" and granting ability of using lightning magic to the wielder.

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S CALAMITOUS
ECTO-LACERATING ZWEIHANDER

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Magnus [aegisofshalott]
10,000gp


Fizzwinken's Calamitous Ecto-Lacerating Zweihander
This massive two-handed sword is almost too big to be wielded by a medium sized creature! It does 4d12 damage and is considered a Legacy weapon. It is Silvered and Brilliant, and also enchanted with Baneful (Undead & Mage) giving an extra 1d5 against undead or creatures with magical affinity. The wielder cannot be turned undead, and if you are a Priest profession your boost to Divine Turning is now +5. It scores a critical hit on 19-20 and is able to hit incorporeal creatures. It holds the Legacy Skills: Ruthless, Undeniable.

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S SAVAGE
RELOCATING PYRO-AEGIS

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Lorcan [rageofnocturne]
10,000gp

"Hello, hello. Yes indeedly, sir, put all your items in and it will spit out something quite amazing I tell you!" Fizzwinken took the offered platinum pieces and went to turning on the gyroblender.


Fizzwinken's Savage Relocating Pyro-Aegis
This +7 DEF shield is almost as tall as the man that bears it! It is a kite-shaped shield made of thick wood, heavy steel, and edged in mithral and gold. It has jagged, razor-sharp spikes that not only add to it's appearance; that of a leering dragon's face upon the shield; but also slice and grind against an enemy if the user is entangled or grappled. Any creature succeeding in an attack that brings them into close contact with the shield (entangled, grappled, bull rushed, bashed) then they take an extra +5 damage. The dragon has the ability to breathe fire from it's mouth on the front, doing +5 damage when it is used. Once per combat, you may add in burning ash to the fire breathing melee attack, doing an extra 1d6 fire damage. You may use this as many times per combat as your gemstone rank. So, a Crystal can use it once per combat. An Amber, three times per combat. Engraved upon the backside of this massive shield are charging boars, adding an extra +2 to any damage from the shield. Once per day, the shield enrages it's bearer allowing them the ability to roll their combat dice twice. Additionally, it is enchanted with "Aporter",  causing the shield to transport the wearer and her equipment to any spot within 800 feet that she can visualize or specify, as the psionic dimension door power. This can be used as a free action during combat to move around the field of battle, but it is not an evade of any sort. This can be used three times a day.

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S MYSTICAL UTILE
STASHING CORSELETTE

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Sorcha [siiverlioness]
10,000gp

Good thing she didn't try and charm the old gnome, he was immune to such things and probably would have gotten pissed off! He took the offered payment, and got busy with his machine.


Fizzwinken's Mystical Utile Stashing Corselette
This incredible red strapless corset is edged and decorated with black silk, including a lovely black silk bow in the front. The inside is lined in red silk covered in arcane sigils and mystical designs. Not only does this corset function as a bodice of holding granting five extra magic slots, but it boosts one's magical prowess enabling you to gain a +2 to invocation or evocation dice. So a 1d6 evocation will now do 1d8 damage when worn. This is normally worn in the torso slot.

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S STELLAR SHOCKING
VOLTCUT GUILLOTINE

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"My travels have been great, I'm very rich, very rich!" Fizzwinken smiled and motioned to the machine, "Might have to retire one day!"


Fizzwinken's Stellar Shocking Voltcut Guillotine
This beautiful sword (2d7) has a unique blade of starstone, and a hilt made from bones of death knights. It constantly crackles with "Lightning" and wisps of "Shadow". The hilt is designed to represent the horns tipped with violet gems branching out from a demonic face with a great open maw that is large enough to hold any one ioun stone. The magic of the ioun stone works only when the weapon is wielded. Runin runes are set into the pommel in golden script that repeat a single word “Mourn”. To anyone without Magical Affinity, this weapon functions only as a sword with none of the following benefits. When a rightful wielder (someone with magical affinity) comes near or touches this special blade, the world darkens and no matter the time of day or intervening barriers for a moment you can see the night sky and you witness a shooting star falling down like a single tear drop. This weapon cannot do damage to its owner and will even try to leap from the hand of someone attempting to use it against its owner. The owner of this weapon can, if the weapon would kill an opponent with it's attack, choose to withhold that damage and instead leave a vicious un-healable scar, permanently blind her (or only take one eye), or remove an appendage, which leaves your opponent at 1 point above their max hp (such as 39/40). This weapon, while wielded, grants darkvision and if the wielder already has it, ranged is doubled.  It is an "Auran" weapon and also has "Hex Strike".

Hex Strike: Chanting and cursing, you put a hex on your enemy as part of your unarmed or melee attack. If you make a successful melee strike against an opponent, in addition to dealing your normal damage, you can
deliver the effects of the chosen hex to that opponent. This can be used once per combat.





Example of what the blade looks like with starstone.

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FIZZWINKEN'S ZENITH
OHM-GRENADE BLASTER

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Gabriel [rageofnocturne]
10,000gp

"Did have a bit of trouble last time I was here, always have some sort of trouble or another somewhere. If you're offering, then I'd be a fool to not take you up on the offer, yes indeedly!"


Fizzwinken's Zenith Ohm-Grenade Blaster
This heavy duty one-of-a kind two-handed arcing blaster shoots a beam of pure electrical energy that has been known to burn it's way straight through an enemy, doing 2d10 damage. It has been blessed, so it is considered a holy weapon, and crits on 19-20. Against targets made of metal or wearing medium or heavy metal armor it adds +2 Damage. Once per combat, you may treat a target as having a DDC of 10 using this weapon. It's grip is made of polar hound fur, allowing for a comfortable hold as well as protecting from the heat generated by this weapon.


Something like this: media1.gameinformer.com/filestorage/CommunityServer.Components.SiteFiles/imagefeed/featured/sony2013/theorder1886/onlinefeatures/weapons/arc_gun_detail_new_2.jpg

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FIZZWINKEN'S CURATIVE
VITALITY BASHING UNIT

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Vincent [rageofnocturne]
10,000gp


"Glad to hear it's been working well, my machine is amazing - not going to lie!" He smiled broadly, took the money and offered him the chance to toss more items in!


Fizzwinken's Curative Vitality Bashing Unit
These grey leather and silk fingerless gloves are embroidered with white sigils of healing along the back of the hand. They are extremely comfortable. Wearing these fingerless gloves adds +2 to unarmed damage during combat. When you touch a creature who is 5 points or less past their max hit points, you may restore enough healing to them to bring them to 1 point of death. So, for instance if someone has 24/20 hit points, you can touch them and they will be 19/20. This must be done within ONE ROUND, and can only be used once per combat.

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FIZZWINKEN'S COMBUSTIVE
METALLO-EDGED ASSAULT KIT

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Cyrus [rageofnocturne]
10,000gp

"Well enough, thank you. Yes, yes, hand me that payment and in your items go! I'm sure it'll be just fine, just fine!" Fizzwinken handed the coins off to his assistant and the machine began to work.


Fizzwinken's Combustive Metallo-Edged Assault Kit
This unique 1d10 broadsword has a myriad of materials mixed together: purple mournlode, white gold, cold iron, mithral and yellow gold. Surprisingly strong, strands of these precious metals appear like veins running along the length of the blade. It's edge is ultra-fine, sharper than most swords and very dangerous to your enemies! The basket hilt is a work of art in itself, often composed of fragile looking metal strands interwoven with one another in a complex and often chaotic manner, though one shape does become visible, that of a triforce. It is Baneful (Undead) doing extra 1d5 damage against undead, and is also enchanted with Nemesis (Necromancers) which gives an extra +5 damage to any creature who is a necromancer (black mage). It also grants the skill "Disarm", allowing you to use it up to three times in one combat. Upon command, this weapon is sheathed in flames that do not harm the wielder but do extra damage to creatures weak to fire.

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FIZZWINKEN'S ANALYTICAL PROBE
OPTICAL UNIT

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John [rageofnocturne]
10,000gp

"Yes, yes indeedly let's not forget the payment for this amazing, fantastic, mystical, magical machine!" He took the offered payment, passing it off to his assistant. As the items were tossed in, the machine got to work.


Fizzwinken's Analytical Probe Optical Unit
Appearing as a delicate set of wire-rimmed spectacles, this items crystal-clear lenses grants a +5 to Search and Spot checks when worn.

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FIZZWINKEN'S ASTUTE
TRANSMUTATION VIGOR MODULE

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Viper [rageofnocturne]
10,000gp

"Who knows! Might make a belt, or a pair of shoes, or a nice dinner plate!" He shrugged, grinned and took the money. "We'll see won't we?" He really didn't like it when people asked for particular things to come out because he had no control!


Fizzwinken's Astute Transmutation Vigor Module
This stunning collar necklace is half gold, and half mithral/steel. Wearing this collar grants you +10 to your hit points at the start of any adventure. When worn with the silvery mithral side facing forward, any weapon in your hand is counted as "good" and "silver". When worn with the gold side forward, your weapon counts as "evil" and "cold iron". You must choose at the beginning of combat which way you are wearing the collar, it will take your turn in combat to switch it.  If you are attacked by a melee weapon in close combat, and your attacker causes you to take damage, your collar reacts by sending out a burst of strange gray flames that does 1d8 undefendable (unless they specifically have fire defense) fire damage to your attacker.

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FIZZWINKEN'S PSYCHEDELIC
MORPHING COMBAT BASTION

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Paragus (rageofnocturne)
10,000gp


Fizzwinken's Psychedelic Morphing Combat Bastion
This +18 DEF (+13 Magical DEF) mithralweave armor consisting of a pair of pants, a tunic and belt fits perfectly, and is constantly shimmering and shining with all the colors of the rainbow when light hits it's metallic surface (a little bit like a disco ball!). It feels like cloth, as the threads making up the armor are made of mithral leaving it easy to move yet very protective. This is considered medium armor, but there is no initiative penalty, and no magical penalties. The mithralweave belt seems to have a mind of its own, and can be used each round to make a melee attack that adds 1d4 dmg to your own melee attack against the same foe. This color-shifting armor transforms along with you when you shift, fitting your new body shape and size with the same defenses as before. It is nearly impossible to be stealthy in this armor, unless you cover it up with a cloak of some sort.

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FIZZWINKEN'S SCYTHE-RIPPER
FROSTBURN TARGE

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Vilkas [rageofnocturne]
10,000gp

"Yes, I am back, I always come back!" He waited, taking the payment, watching as the items went in. "A sibling you say? We'll see..."



Fizzwinken's Scythe-Ripper Frostburn Targe
This arandur heavy steel shield +6 DEF has a very thick spiked adamantine shield boss in the center, and is studded with adamantine spikes. It grants an extra +5 DEF against cold, fire or electricity attacks. The edges of this oversized round shield are sharpened, and can used as a weapon for either slashing (edges) or piercing (spikes). It does 1d12 damage (with Shield Weapon skill).

Once per day, the wielder of this shield may make a binding strike. If successful in your attack, the target of the binding strike cannot move extra-dimensionally by any means (including shadow, umbra, teleporation, ethereal, dimension door, etc). This effect lasts for 1d3 rounds. If you fail your strike, the binding strike for that day is wasted.

Regardless of circumstances, you simply cannot drop this shield, even with a critical fail. Upon command, this shield is sheathed in cold icy blue flames. The flames do not harm the wielder, but against creatures weak to cold or fire, they do extra damage. A pouncing lion is depicted on this shield made of small, white dragon scales. It grants a +5 to Initiative rolls, and can heal the bearer once per day of up to 10hp. Once per combat, you may use your amazing shield to deflect an attack upon you towards another enemy.

It also retains:

w/ Animated Shield: Upon command, an animated shield floats within 2 feet of the wielder, protecting her as if she were using it herself but freeing up both her hands. Only one shield can protect a character at a time. This only allows for defense, an animated shield is not intelligent enough to make attacks for you (such as with shield weapon).

w/ Linked: Linked shields allow you to mind link to any other ally with a "linked" enchanted shield over 10 miles radius. You may speak telepathically to each other.

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FIZZWINKEN'S DUAL-CORE REVITALIZING
ORGANIC MECHANISM

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Georg [georgpryme]
10,000gp

"Very glad to hear everyone was pleased with what they've gotten in the past. Now let's see if the machine can make you happy yet again, eh?"


Fizzwinken's Dual-Core Revitalizing Organic Mechanism
This ring looks as if two different metals melted together to form the ring, and in fact when taken off the finger, can be pulled apart into two different rings if desired. This allows the owner of the ring to allow an ally to wear one of the rings if necessary. When worn together, the gold portion of the ring regenerates healing points by 1d4 each round. On your turn, first roll to regenerate your healing points, then proceed. It can also regenerate lost limbs, taking up to 24 hours for the full regeneration. The mithral portion of this ring grants the wearer the ability to evade the damage of one melee or ranged attack, once per combat. It will allow an evade against magical effects that can be seen, such as an incoming fireball or rain of hail, but not unseen magical effects or spells.

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FIZZWINKEN'S ENSORCELLED
TRANSFORMATIVE ADAPTATION PLAIT

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Reinard [thewyldtyger]
10,000gp

"Business is good, travel is good, glad to be back in the big city of Navahla with all of you wealthy adventurers, yes indeedly!" He grinned, took the offered payment and went to work with his machine.


Fizzwinken's Ensorcelled Transformative Adaptation Plait
This length of braided leather can be braided into one's hair, or simply used as a leather thong to tie one's hair back. It takes the head slot. Once per day, this item allows a shapeshifter to take the form of a dire version of whatever creature they normally take, allowing them to be considered Large size. It also allows the shifter to choose one spell embedded into the braid that casts automatically every time they shift. If shifting occurs during combat, the spell casting does not take up the round to cast, you may make other actions or attacks. You must choose which spell is attached to this braid when you take this item.

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FIZZWINKEN'S COVERT RECON
GUIDANCE PROBE

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Lorelei [tesarikone]
10,000gp



Fizzwinken's Covert Recon Guidance Probe
These fingerless brown leather gloves look heavily used, and can be pressed against solid material no thicker than 15 feet allowing the wearer to see and hear through the solid material. This can be used this way 3 times per day.  Upon the back of the left gloves is attached a compass. These gloves grant a boost of +5 to Hide Checks, and enable the wearer to have bat-like senses in dark or near-dark environments much like the skill blindsense.

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FIZZWINKEN'S ESOTERIC
GILDED VERACITY BAND

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Lucy [lucydarknell/tesarikone]
10,000gp


Fizzwinken's Esoteric Gilded Veracity Band
This double finger ring is made of heavy bronze, plated with gold and forms the shape of stars. When this ring is worn, it allows you to cast spells in combat one gemstone rank higher than your own rank to determine effects and damage. It also grants a +5 to Bluff, Diplomacy or Insight checks each day. Choose which one each day and it cannot be changed once chosen that day. Whenever the wearer shakes hands with another creature in order to seal a deal or a promise, she can immediately sense whether deceit or cheating is involved (Willpower save DC16 negates), though the wearer cannot determine the exact nature of the deception.

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FIZZWINKEN'S INCAPACITATING
 DIVERSION WARDING CIRCLET

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Viola [abenedictionhymn]
10,000gp


Fizzwinken's Incapacitating Diversion Warding Circlet
This silver ring has a setting of black steel and a cameo of mother of pearl in the shape of a lady skeleton. It is oddly cold to the touch. Once per combat, when the wearer hits a living creature with an unarmed attack, the target must succeed at a DC20 Endurance save or take 1d4 points of Strength damage in addition to the attack's normal damage. If the target of the attack takes any Strength damage from this attack, the ring's wearer gains a +2 bonus to her Strength for the following round of combat. In addition, once per day, the ring can produce a faint sphere of force that surrounds him on all sides, allowing him to evade any damage from a ranged attack, including invocations and visible spells (such as a fireball, or ice orb).

[Head Moderator]

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FIZZWINKEN'S CANNY
VIGILANCE PROTECTIVE UNIT

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Lirretyn [tesarikone]
10,000gp

Fizzwinken's Canny Vigilance Protective Unit
These soft gray leather boots have a magnificent brass buckle graven with sun-like designs, and are decorated with soft gray feathers that hang from it. These boots grant a boost of +5 to Acrobatics checks, as well as +5 DEF to magical and mundane attacks.

[ranuifr]

Ah here was the amazing little gnome again, moving up he gave a nod to the man that he was starting to respect. Taking two of his prized possessions, the waraxe he had carried for so long was placed into the machine. Next taking the great axe, that would follow into the machine as well before giving the pay over to the gnome with a nod.

Character Name:Ranulfr
Screen Name: Ranuifr
Gold Spent:10,000
Full and Complete Descriptions of Items (and worth if you know it):

Brennahluti ( Burning Fate / Axe)***** 2d10 (Paragon/Legacy)
Legacy Improvement: Flaming - Extra Dmg to Creatures weak against Fire
Legacy Skill: Spiritstrike
Baneful: 1d5 xtra to Humans
Impact: Crit on a 19-20
Returning: Returns same round as thrown.
Blessed by- Zorja

Great Axe 3d10 (Paragon/Legacy)
Legacy Improvement: Shocking - Extra dmg to creatures weak against electricty
Legacy Skill- Sudden Charge
Impact,
Defiant,
Mutating.
Blessed by- Sverrir

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FIZZWINKEN'S LIFE SUSTAINING
SPIRIT AMULET

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Branwen
10,000gp

Fizzwinken's Life Sustaining Spirit Amulet [Neck]
This bronze amulet dangles on a gold chain, a carved motiff of the sun, moon, and stars in a uniformed triangle, centered around an indented set piece. When a Rezz coin is placed in the indent, it's power is tripled. (It can be used three times before losing it's magical power.) The amulet itself provides the wearer with a sheen of magical protection, providing +7 defense to all magical and mundane attacks. The wearer's other equipment is also granted a boon against the intangible. Weapons gain the enchant 'Phantom' and armor gains the enchant 'Ghost Ward'.