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Tesarik One: Backup logger?
Raufak Agnarsson: on
Tesarik One: ^v^ 5/8/2015 9:12:10 PM ^v^
Tesarik One: Raufak 10/62 [19] || Ellis 9/64 [24] || Mercy 0/55 [26] ||
Sessa 0/48 [18] || Kerrog 0/63 [17]
Tesarik One: Any updates to this?
restless impulse: (( not for mercy! ))
Mighty Gar thog: (Not mine)
SwordOfAtrophy: Ellis ranked and got 1 wlp, so he has 1 more hp
Tesarik One: Ok!
Tesarik One: A bevy of beautiful babes was taken to Erotikas right from the
Zumyandyn celebrations, and of course the Heart followed! Despite the lust in
the air, we managed to (eventually) get to fight some
Tesarik One: eunuchs outside of the very large and erect pink tower capped
with amethyst. After fighting the eunuchs, we are now ready to proceed to the
tower itself where we were taunted by Pussy, Pussy, Pussy! (Begin
Tesarik One: RP)
Tesarik One: (don't do anything you need me for, gonna run get a cup of
tea!)
restless impulse: After searching one of the fallen bodies Mercy sheathed a
discarded falchion to take the place of her dagger. Frowning, she examined
another object with a tilt of her head .. and eventually shrugged. Her mother
had always told her
SwordOfAtrophy: To cover his embarassment for being an.. idiot.. he would
wander off, talking to whomever he could find to try and get a gauge of where
they were, what sort of kidnap and smuggle operation was this, and what could
they expect inside
SwordOfAtrophy: the tower. Thankfully he didn't have a sudden incessant
desire in his crotch anymore.. >.> moreso than normal, anyway. (Gather Info,
waiting for roll)
Raufak Agnarsson: Some saw a taunt, some saw an invitation! Raufak was one
of the latter, and anyway they'd just killed these wicked eunuchs now hadn't
they? Perhaps they'd get a reward. Unless of course the eunuchs weren't all
that wicked, but why
restless impulse: to get closer to nature .. and she could feel its strange
warmth through her gloves. And so. The wooden phallus was stuffed inside her
bodice for safekeeping, where it would join her other valuables.
restless impulse: [ oh and for log, treasure hunter skill in use ]
Raufak Agnarsson: in the world would they have attacked, then? Bah. He got
his big ol chopping blade put up and well..waited for the others to get ready
and head in, unless he could just stroll on in and find himself some of that
pussy pussy pussy!
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog was ready to continue on. He wanted to end this
quickly! He disliked things trying to control him, as this plane did so. He
preferred to be more the master, not the minion. Thus, he was ready to go
into the tower
Mighty Gar thog: and "save" the helpless females. He still wanted a
succubus, to keep, though~
SwordOfAtrophy: He might want to look up the definition of 'Succubus' then.
Mighty Gar thog: ~Knows what they are. Great bringers of death!~
Tesarik One: (back)
Mighty Gar thog: (wb)
SwordOfAtrophy: Who don't like being told what to do.
Raufak Agnarsson: Shh, let him get himself killed.
Tesarik One: Go ahead and roll for Ellis
OnlineHost: SwordOfAtrophy rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
SwordOfAtrophy: (CHA 10)(Winning Smile 5)(Rep 3)(Investigator 5)(Sexyayki 5)
+28 = 43
OnlineHost: Aphotic Frenzy has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Aphotic Frenzy has left the room.
Tesarik One: So, Ellis got a bit of info.
SwordOfAtrophy: He walked back up to the group. "Synopsis.. it's a
whorehouse.. that has pretty much everything, probably because they kidnap
from other planes. The mage who runs this schtick hasn't been seen in a
while, so he's either inside or
myobsidiansouls: Sessa stood at the back of the group, wiping her blade and
then sheathing it again as she moved forward. She eyed the men and old ladies
and such around the tower, but as Ellis seemed to be doing the talking she
remained quiet for now though she
SwordOfAtrophy: fuckin off somewhere. Either way, I'mmmm pretty sure I'm
putting a sword through his dickhole until it comes out his neck. I'd imagine
most of you agree."
myobsidiansouls: did move over closer to Raufak and give him a firm slap on
his fine ass, because they were still on Erotikas and it was messing with her
brain.
Raufak Agnarsson: "Seems a bit excessive, I'd be happy to just chop him in
half. Kidnappin ain't no good." He jumped when he got his ass smacked, then
looked over to Sessa and grinned. "Or maybe let Sessa pull his arms off or
somethin."
myobsidiansouls: "So they steal women from all over the planes and somehow
force them to work here, great."
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog nodded. He was always in favour of killing enemies~
myobsidiansouls: "I'll pull something off, alright."
SwordOfAtrophy: "It's probably the perfect scam.. get unwilling girls to a
place where sex is the thing, and the sheer compulsion along will turn them
into obedient nymphos. I think that warrents a bit of a greater punishment
than just death, but,
Tesarik One: Well being they killed the eunuchs, the only person they saw
ahead of them at the door was the old man that had been hawking all the
various types of pussy that had run off when the fight started. He tugged on
his tunic and gave the
Tesarik One: group a smile, "Ready for the time of your life? That's one
gold to enter, of course your pussy'll cost you more but you can deal with
that inside." He held out a pouch and grinned.
SwordOfAtrophy: as long as it stops, it really is just details." He glanced
towards the door. Well, he'd probably regret not murdering the old man, but
he could always do that later. "Should we just pay to enter? They don't seem
Mighty Gar thog: So lets go in and start killing. ~then he added~ the
guards, I meant. ~he had a huge smile upon his face this eve~
Raufak Agnarsson: He eyed the old man, then stepped on over and looked down
at him. It was tempting to just lift him up by the throat and throttle him,
but well..he was just the salesman, wasn't he? He tossed a gold coin in the
pouch.
restless impulse: Mercy was in agreement. Though did not relish the prospect
of tangling with a mage - they could be tricky .. a slight tilt of her head
as she observed the old man though .. he would not be without blame, and
considered cutting off
restless impulse: the hand holding the pouch.
myobsidiansouls: She frowned at the old man, but seeing Raufak toss a gold
in, she put a gold in as well and glared down at the man as intimidatingly as
she could.
Mighty Gar thog: Old man could be the mage in disguise.
SwordOfAtrophy: to care we killed his friends..." Well, Raufak made the
decision for him. So as Ellis passed by he dropped a coin in. "I'm expecting
great things old man."
Tesarik One: "Fine, fine female you are..." He coughed out to Sessa when she
glared at him.
Raufak Agnarsson: "You got anyone in there that volunteered for the job,
or.." He smacked the old man in the side of the head with the back of his
head. "Stop bein distracted."
Tesarik One: "Great things, indeed! Whatever you desire."
Raufak Agnarsson: back of his hand*
Mighty Gar thog: ~He tossed a coin in as well, thinking that was just wrong,
but might have magical punishments for not doing so~
Tesarik One: "Er." He looked over at Raufak, "Not my business, don't really
know, don't get to play with the ladies much."
myobsidiansouls: Sessa moved on by and folded her arms across her chest.
Raufak Agnarsson: "The fuck kinda salesman doesnt' know what he's sellin?"
He narrowed his eyes at the old man, then shook his head a bit and headed for
the entrance.
restless impulse: Tch. She'd reluctantly part with one of her coins .. "I
shall return for this." And the rest. She'd be damned if she was funding a
party of planeswalking rapists.
Tesarik One: "I'm sellin pussy! Every kind you can imagine!"
Tesarik One: He moved aside so they could enter the door into the main entry
way of the tower.
Tesarik One: And when they opened the door, he leaned over trying to get a
peek inside.
SwordOfAtrophy: "The one who sells product people don't ask questions
about.." Ellis wanted to kick the door in, but Raufak or Sessa would
undoubtedly want first crack, so he'd just stay behind them for the time
being. The little ball of death
SwordOfAtrophy: behind the towers of death. Ha!
Raufak Agnarsson: Well..he wasn't kicking it in, he just opened it like a
normal person and in he went!
myobsidiansouls: She followed!
Raufak Agnarsson: Good luck seeing past the two biggest people in the group,
old man!
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog would go in last, behind Mercy. May as well have a
good view, after all~
Tesarik One: The entry way of the tower is a room full of plush couches and
gilded lamps. Silk veils hang from the walls, making areas that are a bit
more private than others. There aren't many people in the area, but the few
that are there
SwordOfAtrophy: Just don't let her see you looking.
restless impulse: Such a misunderstood thief.
SwordOfAtrophy: He remembered what happened to Sadlin. Poor guy hasn't been
seen since.
Tesarik One: are tucked away in corners, with several women around them.
There is what looks like a desk by a set of double doors, but at the moment
no one is behind the desk and the doors are slightly ajar.
Tesarik One: A few magazines were on tables scattered through the place,
"Voluptuous Vishkanya" was one they could see, "Tiny Tits" was another with a
gnome female on front. "Just the Right Size" had some lovely halflings on the
cover.
Raufak Agnarsson: "Well this is..a bit anti-climactic." He was expecting
someone at the desk! He moved over to it and poked around to see if there
were any clues! Hopefully ones in plain sight, since he was pretty rubbish at
finding things. Unless
Raufak Agnarsson: they were porn mags! Soon as he saw those he'd try and
collect one of each!
Mighty Gar thog: ~Whu being in the back was good. He was looking over the
silks, though, admiring the work~
restless impulse: Sadlin questioned her ability to do her job, and he was
probably busy with an easier conquest: Mercy hadn't seen him either! She
glanced around the area with a slight curl of her lip .. just wasn't her idea
of a fun place to be. But
restless impulse: if it got the mission done .. nevertheless she'd keep an
eye out for anything unusual, extending those preternatural seeming senses
[trap sense] that had kept her alive so long.
Tesarik One: There was a "menu" at the desk with every type of race one
could think of (and many they hadn't possibloy heard of). The biggest clue
was just the slightly ajar door.
Tesarik One: No traps in this area.
Raufak Agnarsson: Well naturally, after collecting himself some of that
sweet porno, he had to examine the menu! If there were races he hadn't even
heard of, well....jesus. That'd certainly be intriguing.
SwordOfAtrophy: Ellis threw his hands up, playing the irate customer, he
vaulted over the desk, towards the door. "This is just great.. just fuckin
great. Bring my friends to have a good time, and where is everyone!?" He
pushed the slightly ajar
myobsidiansouls: Sessa walked through, and glanced over at the porn
magazines and snickered, she didn't take any though she just headed to the
door that was a bit open and then paused as Ellis was going to do the honors.
SwordOfAtrophy: door open. "How about some damn personal service? I did not
come all this way to get sold by a magazine!" If that didn't bring trouble,
he didn't know what would.
Mighty Gar thog: ~too bad no one has a flaw of curiousity here, to push all
the strange race choices~
Tesarik One: "I'll be right with you!" called out a voice from one of the
many rooms along the way of this hall. But, the doors off to the side were
not what would glean attention here... oh no...
Raufak Agnarsson: One didn't need to have a flaw to be that curious.
"Ehhhhhh..." He was pondering now! When he heard the calling out he grunted.
"You damn well better be!" Called right back.
OnlineHost: scales change has entered the room.
Tesarik One: The halls of this tower are all lined with beautiful creatures,
male and female (despite the hawker only speaking of pussy available!), whose
bodies have been painted gold, and their sexual organs
Tesarik One: made to be on display for all to see as they are forced to
stand in erotic positions, living statues for their master.
Tesarik One: Raufak 10/62 [19] || Ellis 9/65 [24] || Mercy 0/55 [26] ||
Sessa 0/48 [18] || Kerrog 0/63 [17] || Maereth 0/69 [18]
SwordOfAtrophy: ...Yea.. because making an actual statue was just so passe.
Ellis had been wearing a fake scowl, now he was wearing a real one. "You know
what.. bring your boss with you.. I have several complaints he would probably
love to hear
SwordOfAtrophy: about his loyal employees fucking off while paying customers
waited."
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade has entered the room.
Tesarik One: This tower gives new meaning to the idea of torturous pleasure,
as the lust and desires of any slave or visitor within this tower will
rarely, if ever, go unsatisfied for any significant period of
Tesarik One: time. The pheromones that permeate this tower are even stronger
than the air they breathed outside. (Roll a Willpower)
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog was going to take a hanging silk tapestry, but
instead, poked a female statue in the breast, to see what would happen~
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: Mighty Gar thog rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Raufak Agnarsson: 8
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
restless impulse: (( i can add the rest but .. yay 20 ))
myobsidiansouls: (Iron Will 3, WLP 1, Belt 2) = 18
Mighty Gar thog: (11 3 WP +3 Iron Will)
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade has left the room.
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade has entered the room.
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
lurkerinshade: [+12 will, +2 willpower from Fizzwinken's Concealed
Multi-Functional Airborne Bijou ]
lurkerinshade: [ = 27 ]
SwordOfAtrophy: Immunity to charm/mental compulsion - Ring of the Autonomy.
Tesarik One: Raufak, Sessa, Kerrog all fail. Your lust becomes so all
consuming that all you can think about is grabbing whichever of these females
(or males) that appeal to you and engage in sex with them. Easy enough to
find a room off to the
Tesarik One: side, or just push one against a wall and go at it right there.
You find that when you do start to have sex, that you are joined making it an
orgy, and your sounds of pleasure join with the others who are already in the
rooms.
Tesarik One: Ellis, due to your ring, you aren't forced into this but if you
want to have sex with one of the beauties you can of your own free will.
SwordOfAtrophy: Time and a place, love.
Raufak Agnarsson: He had a better idea! He'd just grab Sessa, since he was
right there and all!
Tesarik One: Maereth and Mercy, you feel the lust creeping within you but
you aren't forced into engaging in sex at the moment.
restless impulse: Just a regular day in the life of a drow!
myobsidiansouls: Sounded good to her, she about threw him into one of the
rooms and began to strip her clothes off her body.
Raufak Agnarsson: Well at least they took a room, he'd hate to have to put
on such a good show for free! Off came the clothes, and he didn't waste any
damn time! Poor guy.
Tesarik One: So, for Ellis, Maereth and Mercy, you see an older woman step
out of a room and wipe her hands upon her apron before smiling and heading
towards you all. "Sorry for the delay, oh it seems like some of you have
already started. And
Tesarik One: those left, what would you like? A private room? A bath
perhaps? Something darker and more sinister?" She grinned far too cheerfully
at that.
restless impulse: Mercy just covered her face with her hand, she was
occasionally reminded why she preferred working alone! Unfortunately she
didn't have a way with words and so would leave it for the more .. chattier
.. party member to address the
restless impulse: older woman, and bite her tongue instead.
lurkerinshade: " ... Almost worse than the academy. " Maereth muttered to
himself .. not that it was entirely unexpected of a plane such as this one.
Seeing as Maereth did not qualify as chatty .. , what do you think he made
his Imp do the talking
Tesarik One: A young man soon walked out of the room the old lady had exited
and grinned at her, "Thanks," He saluted the three of them and headed out the
door.
SwordOfAtrophy: "I believe I asked for your boss. This place.. this
service.. it's absolutely dreadful, once I lodge my complains, then we can
talk..." He stood there, arms folded, looking like an irate snot nosed little
kid.
lurkerinshade: when he was about? , he returned to silence .. lest he ,
purposely, cause an old woman to explode into some gory mess. -d
Tesarik One: "My boss? Oh dearie, he is presently engaged and cannot be
disturbed. If you'd like to wait you are welcome to step back out into the
lounge and I'll get you all some passion fruit wine and food."
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog had two of the women in his room, but we'll just
exclude the details on that~
myobsidiansouls: Sessa and Raufak didn't mind if more ladies wnated to join
them! But they could have a grand old time just with themselves, especially
all hopped up on pheromones. Though, they'd probably end up quite exhausted
by the time they were done.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Engaged with what? What could possibly be more important
than customer service in a place like this..?" He walked over, finding a
humanoid-ish woman, and touched her thigh. "You know the best visuals can be
let down with sloppy
Raufak Agnarsson: Yeah they would almost certainly not be kicking any ladies
out! Though for..terrifying reasons he wouldn't be able to keep going until
he was exhausted!
SwordOfAtrophy: presentation."
Tesarik One: "We haven't had any issues with customer service." She put her
hands on her hips and stared at him. "Perhaps you just need another lady, or
would you like a man? Or, both?" She smiled pleasantly.
myobsidiansouls: And, about that time there was a SCREAM from the room where
Raufak and Sessa were engaged in, and a lot of falling things as Sessa had
reared back and fallen on her pretty bare ass.
myobsidiansouls: "What the fuck! Holy shit! Nooooo slime.....ick!"
Raufak Agnarsson: No noise from Raufak, though! Which they all oughtta know
was unusual.
SwordOfAtrophy: "You make me pay to come in here, nobody waiting to great
us.. and.." He paused as there was a scream. "Now my friend is screaming.. if
she's hurt.. I'm taking it out on your ass!" Into the room he followed.
SwordOfAtrophy: *greet
myobsidiansouls: And when they headed into the room, Sessa was picking a
slug off of her body and holding it upwards, cursing in giant now. Her eyes
got big and she looked over at Ellis, then looked at the slug, then Ellis
again. "What dark magic is this?"
restless impulse: Mercy was staying outside, where it was safer .. she
didn't need to see any of that :x
Raufak Agnarsson: It was a big ol green slug too, eye stalks all
....trembling. In fact, the whole slug was trembling!
Tesarik One: "Oh baby, I haven't had a good spanking in ages," the old lady
wiggled her hips and blew him a kiss, heading back to the desk when he
disappeared into Sessa's room.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Is that Raufak?"
Mighty Gar thog: ~Did not hear Ellis, or would have thought the woman would
consider that a come on line~
myobsidiansouls: "....yes." She was trembling too but having one's lover
turn into a slug while mid-orgasm was a wee bit disconcerting.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Well, he got cut with one of those swords too.. must be
some kind of disease..."
Raufak Agnarsson: She might not want to keep holding him upwards in case he
suddenly turned back though!
Mighty Gar thog: (lagging, as usual(
myobsidiansouls: "What the fuck kind of disease..." She put the slug down on
the floor and got upwards, grabbing a nearby cloth to wipe her body where it
had got slug juice on it, then quite a bit sobered by all this she started
putting on her clothing again, still staring at the fucking green slug.
"Think he'll ever change back?"
SwordOfAtrophy: "Well, what was he.. doing.. when it happened?"
Raufak Agnarsson: And then well..he did. Poof, no more slug, he was back to
a naked Raufak once more, shivering and staring blankly at nothing in
particular. Probably looking right through Sessa, a bit catatonic. (brb while
Raufak is catatonic!)
myobsidiansouls: "Uh.... it happened right when he started his orgasm. Yeah
pretty much right after I felt him throbbing inside me." tmi. oh well.
SwordOfAtrophy: He was a charmer, no such thing as tmi. He grinned and
winked. "You must've been reaaaaalllllyyyyy good then. But he seems ok now,
for the time being. Though the lady went back to the front room, so looks
like we can explore.."
myobsidiansouls: "I don't know about all that, I turned him into a slug, I
think that is bad." She snickered just a little, and then when Raufak changed
back she breathed a sigh of relief and went over to give him a pat to his
cheeks. "Raufak, you with us?"
myobsidiansouls: "Raufak HATESSSS slugs. He's not going to be happy," she
said matter of factly, then moved to get the rest of her clothing on and
hefted up her sword to her back. "You go ahead, see what you can find. I'll
wait for Raufak to come to his senses."
Tesarik One: Anyone who wishes to do a Search of the hallways, roll for it
once you get moving.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Well, he's probably in a bit of extra shock from being a
slug... I think he'll be ok. But yea, if you want to stay with him, do that.
Keep an ear open for priest boy too." He stopped her as she started getting
dressed, just for a
lurkerinshade: Well Maereth understood just enough of what was going on to
.. be snickering from his vantage point just outside the room. " Should be
interesting to watch them succumb to that disease one after another. "
Because really.. wasn't
SwordOfAtrophy: moment, hands on her elbows, and looked her up and down for
a long time. "Man, you look good.." Then it was back to business. Who could
resist telling a naked woman they looked good? Not him.
myobsidiansouls: She grinned, "I know."
Tesarik One: Sessa roll an Endurance.
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
myobsidiansouls: Not even going to add it up, cause it'll be a fail.
SwordOfAtrophy: Wink. Then he was back in the hall. "Alright, let's do some
snooping, on the low down. Mercy, if you would please." She was the best
sneaker, after all.
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 15-sided die: 1
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog stepped back out, chucklingand adjusting his
clothing. over his armour~
Tesarik One: Sessa has been infected with "orgasmic flight".
SwordOfAtrophy: They're STDs too!?
Raufak Agnarsson: Well, he wasn't snapping out of it. He was just staring at
the wall. If urged, however, he could very well be coaxed into getting
himself re-dressed, at least, and following along, though he'd have that
thousand-yard stare for a
Raufak Agnarsson: while.
Tesarik One: Uh huh.
restless impulse: Ok then, now that that business was out of the way she
could get to work! And yes, a search of the hall would be a good place to
start. She'd nod briefly at Ellis and just get on with it.
myobsidiansouls: She coaxed him into getting dressed, having no idea he'd
passed on some weird STD to her, and then headed on out into the hallway and
began to follow the group. She peeked into the rooms to find Kerrog too,
clearing her throat when she found him.
restless impulse: (( rollin search .. can do stealth too if needed. got
stealth synergy as well so best roll wins yay ))
lurkerinshade: that how diseases like that worked and when in a place like
this.. well enough said. Considering his wanton free time at the moment
though..
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
restless impulse: (( +10p, 20 :( ))
Tesarik One: Stealth not needed unless you just wanna roll for it.
Mighty Gar thog: Guess he'll need to abstain from sex until it's removed,
now. ~putting things together from their conversation~
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
restless impulse: (( nah, can save that for later if necessary ))
lurkerinshade: [ 10s for everyone! - 10. ]
OnlineHost: SwordOfAtrophy rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Raufak Agnarsson: At least they got to finish. Well...not finish by either
of their standards, but finish once! He followed along the group, stopping
when they did and remaining silent.
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
SwordOfAtrophy: 6 Per, Invest = 24
myobsidiansouls: PER 3, Investigator 5 = +8 = 24
SwordOfAtrophy: (brb)
Tesarik One: 10+ would of course see more of the gold painted 'statues' down
every hall they found, in all sorts of positions. Many of the rooms were
occupied, but they were too far gone having sex to even notice anyone peeking
in. If they did,
OnlineHost: Mighty Gar thog rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Mighty Gar thog: (+2 Perc Investigator +5 +2 Synesthete =) 12
Tesarik One: they attempted to get them to join their orgies. Those who
failed the Willpower earlier would find it difficult to resist joining in,
but could do it if they really focused. 18+ would notice a portion of the
wall that wasn't quite
Tesarik One: right, and if investigated would find the wall was an illusion
and there were actually steps there. 22+ would notice something about the
golden slaves, as they stood there in their positions, they would stop
breathing altogether.
Tesarik One: Regardless of what race they looked like, all breathing stopped
every now and again.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Son of a..." Nothing worse than making people into living
statue puppets for sex, he was sure some had signed up, willingly, but some
had not, and it was going to be almost impossible to differentiate.
SwordOfAtrophy: But, wait this wall was.. oh look stairs. "Must be good
stuff down there, if they tried to hide it."
Tesarik One: The stairs were going up! Sorry for not saying.
SwordOfAtrophy: *up
restless impulse: She'd not notice that the statues ceased to breath from
time to time as she was too focused on the walls but .. she didn't really
need any more reason to be disgusted with this cesspit so nothing new there.
"Mmm." She'd wait for a
myobsidiansouls: Heading down along the way, she noticed the way the statues
were become more statue like with the whole not breathing, and frowned a bit.
She reached out and brushed her fingers against the shoulder of one of them
and it became 'normal' again as normal as weird living statues could be. Then
she stopped at the illusionary wall.
restless impulse: more combat appropriate member to take the lead, and then
follow as required.
myobsidiansouls: She made sure those who did not realize stairs were there
could notice, by putting her hand in and out, and then since Raufak was a bit
under the weather she turned and disappeared into the wall, taking the steps
upwards.
Tesarik One: (Does anyone have True Seeing?)
lurkerinshade: [ No. Funny how the Illusionist among them can't see through
an illusion though! ]
Raufak Agnarsson: Well he was out of it, but he wasn't so out of it that he
couldn't see Sessa walking through a wall, so yes, he'd follow behind her.
SwordOfAtrophy: Looks like they were following giant booty! Ok, by him. For
more than just it's form and curvature. He was more than spoiling to get into
trouble now.
lurkerinshade: Once they possessed the knowledge of the illusion ..
something Maereth no doubt fumed over in his lack of noticing it!
None-the-less .. he joined the line of those making their way through in
Sessa's wake. -d
Tesarik One: At the top of the stairs they came to a room, and it looked to
be someone's private chambers. They were in what looked to be a sitting room
with a hearth, comfy chairs and couch, a liquor cabinet, and all sorts of
Tesarik One: knick knacks on shelves of creatures engaged in sex acts. Even
the wood surrounding the heart had been carved into naughty scenes of nymphs
and satyrs at play in the woods. It also seemed that whoever lived here was a
bit
OnlineHost: Mighty Gar thog has left the room.
Tesarik One: preoccuppied with phallic symbols because there were statues
with proud and erect cocks sticking out bigger than the body of the statue,
and candlesticks, artwork, statues, every inch of the place had either
phallic items or statues
Tesarik One: of creatures engaged in every sort of sex act one could
imagine. There are three doors. Let's call them 1, 2 and 3.
restless impulse: She'd hesitate once they entered the room, as pale eyes
scanned over the knickknacks .. the last time she had grasped a statuette -
crystalline, nude female form in fact - she had been delivered to Arith. Yes,
she kept her hands to
Raufak Agnarsson: He stepped in through the entryway and then moved out of
the way, staring at the hearth, or at least in its general direction. At
least his hands weren't visibly shakey anymore, that was a sign he was
improving!
myobsidiansouls: She stepped into the roomand had a look around, "Someone's
obsessed." She eyed the doors, and moved to lean against Door 1 to listen.
(Listen)
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
restless impulse: herself as she had finally grown to like it here, and
instead use her eyes to see if there were any visual differences with the
doors.
myobsidiansouls: Per 3, Alert 5 = 19
OnlineHost: Mighty Gar thog has entered the room.
Tesarik One: Sessa hears water trickling behind Door 1.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Guy certainly has a dick obsession.." Then again, the
people had just said mage.. had it been a man? Meh, wasn't important. "Well,
I always say I like options. Whatcha hearin Pinky?"
restless impulse: Oh plus, trap sense as per
myobsidiansouls: She whispered, "Sounds like someone taking a bath. I hear
water." She stepped away, and glanced over to the other doors then back to
the group.
restless impulse: Oh now that was interesting .. "That one is trapped." She
pointed at door [HASH]3. "It will need disarming before it is unlocked." Well she
couldn't tell a locked door from just looking at it from a distance, but the
style of trap gave
restless impulse: the impression it was.
myobsidiansouls: "Hmm." She looked at the third door as Mercy said there was
a trap, and then went to listen at Door 2. (Listen)
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
myobsidiansouls: 18
Tesarik One: It is quiet behind Door 2.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Ok, see what you can do there, has to be important if they
bothered to trap it. So, might be best for that one first. Then we can
interrupt bathtime."
myobsidiansouls: "I don't hear anything behind this door." She moved over to
Door 3 with Mercy, and looked down at her, "Can you disarm it?"
restless impulse: "Mmm." And so she would do just that. Pulling her tool set
out of her bodice she'd examine the various mechanisms for a few moments
prior to trying to take it down.
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
lurkerinshade: " Somebody is compensating for something. " In the most
obvious way .. or of course it was a woman.. though really who would have
suspected that from the start besides the drow among them? Course .. he'd
stand idlely by for now. -d
restless impulse: (( +16 Quick, +5 Speed of a Cheetah, +5 Disable Device, +5
Shirt, +5 Bracers, 4 = 40 ))
Tesarik One: Click, the dangerous little blade that would have cut off the
end of someone's finger while picking the lock receded. Now it just needed
unlocked!
restless impulse: She'd glance at the rest of the party in case they wanted
to unlock it?
SwordOfAtrophy: "You're the expert darlin, I wouldn't dare try to step in
front now.."
myobsidiansouls: Sessa shrugged, she could bust it in if anyone wanted but
her big old fingers weren't made for trying to use tools to pick locks.
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog was watching the drow, thinking she was skilled and
beautiful, as well.~
restless impulse: All the more locks for her! Pick pick pick.
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
restless impulse: (( 50 ))
restless impulse: +5 lockpicking instead of +5 disable
Tesarik One: Click. The door was now unlocked.
restless impulse: She'd never met a lock that didn't want to work with her
.. except that one time when her picks broke. Faulty gnomish device .. she'd
shift to one side in case there was something not friendly on the other side
of that door!
Tesarik One: This was the mage's laboratory, and upon first look it looked
like any normal mage's alchemy lab. There were components in neat bottles and
boxes and potions in vials all neatly labeled. There was a profusion of "cure
disease"
Tesarik One: potions in one box, all neatly labeled in cursive common on the
sides. But, deeper into the laboratory would be the ... darker obsession of
this mage. Passing through a semi-transparent layer of thick cloth that hung
from the
Tesarik One: ceiling you all find many tables in rows, and surgical
equipment, along with books on creating golems. On the tables were pieces
and parts of mostly female creatures.
SwordOfAtrophy: Yea, he wasn't passing that box without nabbing a potion,
then he waved to get Raufaks attention drawned to the box, he could certainly
use one. He didn't know he passed it to Sessa. Then he stepped through the
cloth. "....as if I
Tesarik One: On a far table was a nearly created golem, like a frankenstein
of stitched together pieces, she had yet to be animated. There was a pot of
gold paint sitting beside the table.
SwordOfAtrophy: needed more reasons to kill people.. what kind of crap is
this.."
Tesarik One: Roll a Spot Ellis.
OnlineHost: SwordOfAtrophy rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
SwordOfAtrophy: 6 Per, 8 Alert Ioun boosted = 26
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog would take a bit of this and that, plus a few of
those potions, as well.~
lurkerinshade: Well while some of them might have been fairly disgusted
Maereth was really rather fasicnated with the equipment and the unfinished
golem, when he made it that far of course. Really there was reason enough to
consider if between the
Raufak Agnarsson: His eyes focused for a moment on the waving, and he
stepped over to look at the box. He picked up one of the potions and stared
at it a moment, then opened it up and had a drink. Then opened up another and
drank it down as well,
restless impulse: "Can't get a woman of their own, so they create one?" She
gagged delicately behind a hand after stuffing her toolset back in her
bodice. The entire setting was unnerving .. though she did not take one of
the potions, carefully
Raufak Agnarsson: then grabbed two more, one for him to keep and one to hand
over to Sessa.
myobsidiansouls: She went over to the potions and plucked out several of the
cure diseases and handed Raufak one of them, and tucked the others into a
pouch then continued to head into the other area where Ellis was looking
around. She stopped short, and then read one of the tomes, "Golems? He...or
she... is crafting golems?"
restless impulse: watching to see if they were the real deal before doing
so.
lurkerinshade: book and the unfinished golem if it could be completed and ..
activated against its master instead of for.. -d
myobsidiansouls: Or they just traded potions!
Tesarik One: Anyone else in the golem area can make a Spot.
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Raufak Agnarsson: He made insistent motions that she ought to drink it! He
still wasn't up for talking just yet.
myobsidiansouls: Well, she'd drink the potion, figuring maybe she caught the
slug thing from him, and then tossed the empty vial on a table and began to
look around.
lurkerinshade: [ ... thanks, Online Host. +5 Alert Skill = 10 ]
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
myobsidiansouls: 22
OnlineHost: Mighty Gar thog rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
restless impulse: (( +10p, +5 alert, 29 ))
Tesarik One: Ellis you spot a handwritten tome, different from all the other
tomes in the room. This one apparently the notes of the mage working on the
golems. It is written in common.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Best way to have model employees... ones that can do what
you want them to do, but don't need to eat, sleep, barely need any
maintenance and can be catered to any taste you wish.. Who's for burning this
tower to the ground?"
Tesarik One: The first page says, "The creation of a pleasure golem".
Tesarik One: Mercy, you notice an area behind another hanging divider, and
you can feel cold coming from it.
Mighty Gar thog: (Doctor's Opera Glasses +5 Spot Alert +5 Perc +2 Synesthete
+2 =) 29
SwordOfAtrophy: "And here's exactly how to do it.." He picked the book up,
and flipped through it.
restless impulse: "Hm." She snuck over to said hanging divider .. and primed
for tactical retreat took a crafty peek through.
Tesarik One: Kerrog you notice the separate area as well. Sessa you find
another tome, and it is called "The Porn Golem".
lurkerinshade: " ... Exactly what I was looking for. " He muttered, pity
Ellis found it first .. course he needed a more durable, and respectable ,
sort of golem.. but the basis would be the same no doubt. -d
Tesarik One: Behind the divider were about six females, completely tied up
and gagged and hanging from hooks on the ceiling. They begin wriggling when
they see you.
myobsidiansouls: "Porn golem..." she flipped through the book but all this
magical nonsense didn't really make sense to her.
Mighty Gar thog: ~He pointed to that area~ Something over there. ~then, he
started putting books in his bag. He only had one magic tome he had found
before~
restless impulse: "Oh." Mmmmmhmmmm. Sighing, she moved the divider aside and
made a point of staring at each woman in turn. "If you promise not to make
noises, your gags will be removed. Last thing we need is the towers owner
rushing in here because
Tesarik One: They were all naked, and had paint on them showing where they
were going to be cut into pieces.
restless impulse: you became overly emotional." That said, she'd indicate to
the others that yay .. job payment was just in that room.
Tesarik One: They all nodded insistently.
restless impulse: Gags removed! Fast work, nimble fingers .. humans (maybe?)
aside, she didn't want them to get cut up into some sicko's idea of a
'living' blow up doll.
lurkerinshade: " Oh, hand it over. " Maereth extended a hand towards Sessa
.. well he might as well know how they worked for when the mage made an
appearance. Else he'd have to go with guesswork and existing knowledge! "
Anyone like the idea of
lurkerinshade: causing a golem rebellion? " What? He liked the idea.. -d
myobsidiansouls: Sessa followed Mercy and seeing woman hanging on the
ceilings and after Mercy made sure they'd be quiet, she moved in ahnd helped
to pull them down, then cut their bindings so they could move.
myobsidiansouls: The Porn Golem manual was handed over to him. It was
written in White Tongue.
Mighty Gar thog: I think its a great idea. ~Kerrog said to Maereth~
SwordOfAtrophy: "If we can turn them against their captors, I think that
would be pretty delightful." He'd start looking in the book he held for a
mention of controlling the golems.
Raufak Agnarsson: A golem rebellion might not be a bad idea, though Raufak
didn't really hear anything they were saying! When Sessa said he hated slugs,
that had been a very large understatement! He was busy, at the moment, trying
to feel if that
Raufak Agnarsson: disease had been cured! Not that there was any way to feel
that.
lurkerinshade: Of course the tome happened to be written in a language he
couldn't make heads or tails of! Well that certainly wasn't what he'd hoped
for .. well if he couldn't read it, pity it wasn't Black Tongue. None the
less .. he set his mind
myobsidiansouls: "Anyone have an extra cloak?" She had a magical cloak and
wasn't about to give it to the poor females, but she did remember seeing
things out in the sitting room perhaps they could cover up with, blankets
over the couches and such.
lurkerinshade: to comtemplating a way to incite the rebellion he'd suggested
none-the-less. Replacing the animating influence with diabolic spirits
perhaps? ( Knowledge (Arcane) Check Maybe? )
Tesarik One: Those reading the pleasure golem tome that was in common would
be sorely disappointed. Pleasure golems specifically were created with the
inability to fight back - at all. they have no will or thought except to
pleasure whoever they
Tesarik One: are with. They have an intoxicating scent and the ability to
shapeshift into whatever creature their master or partner wishes them to be.
they cannot even speak, only make pleasured noises. once created, they are
also immune to magi
Tesarik One: c.
Tesarik One: The diseases are cured, but yeah there's no way to really tell
that unless someone can tell that via skill or spell.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Well, this book is no help at all." Though he took it,
because his conscience wouldn't let him just leave it lying around. "Anything
in the other?"
Tesarik One: The Porn Golem book was in white Tongue, anyone read it?
Raufak Agnarsson: Well they did have a linguist in their midst!
restless impulse: Mercy shook her head slightly. She had plenty of sacks but
.. burlap. The girls would probably hate her for it more than being forced to
go around naked .. Well, as she had no interest in golems or rebellions,
she'd tiptoe around
restless impulse: all quiet like until she found something suitable to
rescue their modesty.
Mighty Gar thog: (Kerrog can)
myobsidiansouls: They helped the girls out of the room and into the sitting
room and found some blankets for them, putting them behind the furniture so
they could hide for the time being. She didn't feel good about just sending
them downstairs, "Wait here for us. Don't make a sound."
lurkerinshade: " I do not recognize the script .. " As for the linguist in
their group .. well he was far more likely to toss it to the Half-Orc than
the rival Priest. Which suffice to say was probably occuring right about ..
now. " You have a
lurkerinshade: crack at it. If there is anything in there about disabling
them.. let me know. " Because it had occured early on that if it was like
some other golems.. they could be used to shield the enemy mage from their
magical assualts. -d
lurkerinshade: Or explode for all he knew. -d
Raufak Agnarsson: Raufak did show that he wasn't completely out of it by
catching the book when it was tossed to him, giving it a look, and well..it
looked like he could read it, at least. Either that or he was faking it well
enough.
myobsidiansouls: She headed back into the laboratory and had the urge to
chop up that final unfinished golem, and hoped it wasn't made of parts of any
of the girls they'd been sent to find.
SwordOfAtrophy: Ellis moved back out to the main room, to provide a
distraction for the girls in case anyone came in, and watch door 1 to see if
anyone ever came out.
Tesarik One: Nope, and if anyone listened the water was still heard behind
Door 1. Door 2 was unlocked if anyone tried the door.
Mighty Gar thog: Should we go kill the mage now? ~he watched Rauf, waiting
to see if there was good info in the book~
Raufak Agnarsson: "Fire, adamantine. No lightning. Seem to be typical golems
otherwise." Voice was subdued, as he wasn't projecting like normal, but it
was still audible at least! He tossed the book back to the person who'd
tossed it his way in the
Raufak Agnarsson: first place, since he figured maybe he wanted to keep it.
myobsidiansouls: "We could just haul the girls out of here and head back..."
she knew they wouldn't wanna do that, and honestly she didn't either. She
wanted someone to pay for all this horror.
myobsidiansouls: She reached over and patted her greatsword, grinning, "Got
some adamantine right here."
Raufak Agnarsson: He tugged his chopping blade off of his back and eyed it,
seeing it was still arandur, so..back to adamantine it went!
Mighty Gar thog: Why leave? Send the mage to his death, or he... ~hestopped,
thought a moment, then continued~ he might do itagain with no one to pay for
aid.
myobsidiansouls: She headed over to Door 2, and tried the handle since Mercy
had not said it was trapped, and finding it unlocked quickly shoved it open
and stepped inside as she pulled her blade off her back.
SwordOfAtrophy: "At the very least, kill the one in charge now, take the
notes, and destroy the lab.. the rest would.. be rather superfluous." The
people made into Golems were already dead.
lurkerinshade: Maereth caught the tome of course .. pocketing it once more..
it would do to come by the means to read it another time. Golems were
useful.. even if he'd have to alter the designs for something closer to a
standard iron golem. "
Tesarik One: It was a small library, mostly fictional tales of the
pornographic sort, but by the worn out chair was a stack of magazines. The
top one was called "Sticky Dungeons" and was written in common.
myobsidiansouls: "Oh how pleasant," she frowned staring down at the
magazine, and used the end of her blade to move it aside to see what was
under it.
SwordOfAtrophy: "A dick room, and a porn room? Little excessive..."
Raufak Agnarsson: Poor Raufak wasn't even interested in the books in that
library. He barely even gave them a look, though he did take the overgrown
machete off of his back and well..held onto it.
Tesarik One: "Hefty Jiggles" written in Giant!
SwordOfAtrophy: Describes her adequately.
restless impulse: Noting that it was a library of sorts, she'd shrug to
herself and stay outside for the time being.
myobsidiansouls: She grabbed it and went outside, tossing the magazine to
Raufak with a snicker. Then she went to Door 1, and looked at the group, then
made a motion towards it, "Ready?" she whispered.
SwordOfAtrophy: He nodded. Never was he more ready.
Raufak Agnarsson: He caught that as well and eyed it, then tucked it into
his pack, at least. And then it was on over to door number 1, a shrug offered
in response to Sessa's question.
myobsidiansouls: Instead of opening the door nicely, she lifted up her
booted foot and slammed it against the handle, to just bust the damn door in.
lurkerinshade: " Let the bloodbath ensue. " Maereth whispered, well.. always
time for one .. they'd not reached their violence quota yet! -d
Mighty Gar thog: Sure. `he looked at Maereth, thinking the man had the
correct viewpoint now~
Tesarik One: That trickling sound? It was a fountain in the midst of the
room, an antechamber of sorts for there was a door behind the fountain that
was firmly locked. The fountain was no normal fountain though for a creature
9 foot tall stood
Tesarik One: up from where it had at first seemed attached, and stared at
them with stony eyes. It was in the form of a woman, with extremely large
breasts and an obscenely large ass and big thighs. Porn golem!
Raufak Agnarsson: Well that snapped something in his mind that he'd read
about. "...right, those porn golems are usually attached to fountains."
SwordOfAtrophy: "Does that offer any sort of advantage?"
Raufak Agnarsson: "Not really. Unless it's attached attached, as in it can't
leave it."
Tesarik One: The stone flesh is just slightly pliant and warmed from inside,
but the nipples, breasts, and face can respond to stimuli. Just a fyi.
restless impulse: Great .. giant naked woman, just what the five foot
nothing drow wanted, to be eye to eye with a massive muff.
Tesarik One: It just stood there in front of that door, in guardian mode.
Raufak Agnarsson: She would, under other circumstances, be a delightful
golem to interact with! As it was, he gave the golem a token once-over, then
looked to Sessa. "Whatcha think?"
Mighty Gar thog: Ellis... order it to kneel before you.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Well, should I try to get it to move, or just break it?"
myobsidiansouls: "Break it."
Tesarik One: Anyone wanna make the first move?
Raufak Agnarsson: Does it count towards Raufak's flirt flaw?
Tesarik One: No.
Raufak Agnarsson: Then he'd break it!
lurkerinshade: " ... Destroying it will likely alert the mage.. I advise we
be prepared.. " Maereth murmured, loud enough to make it actually qualify as
a viable warning. -d
Raufak Agnarsson: "Yes, ma'am." He moved on in and attempted to give the
golem a good chop. Or a bad chop, depending on one's perspective.
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Tesarik One: ~*~ Raufak Agnarsson scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Raufak Agnarsson: (+12 str power attack +3 fighter bonus = 24)
Tesarik One: Hit
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 3 80-sided dice: 77 48 9
Tesarik One: ~*~ Raufak Agnarsson scored 20 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 3 10-sided dice: 4 1 3
Tesarik One: ~*~ Raufak Agnarsson scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
myobsidiansouls: She nodded, tugged her shield off her back as well so she'd
have it in one hand, her big sword in the other.
Raufak Agnarsson: (28 + 12 str, +6 two handed weapon, +3 fighter bonus, +5
combat finger sleeves II = 54, adamantine/anarchic)
Tesarik One: DR 10/ met, +30 DEF = 24 dmg
Tesarik One: Raufak 10/62 [19] || Ellis 9/65 [24] || Mercy 0/55 [26] ||
Sessa 0/48 [18] || Kerrog 0/63 [17] || Maereth 0/69 [18] || Porn Golem 24/??
[22]
Tesarik One: Ellis-
Raufak Agnarsson: That done, he backed off a step and got his weapon in a
defensive position, figuring it'd target him since he attacked first.
"Remember, fire or adamantine if ya can." (and brb)
Tesarik One: It did not react for the first attack, but as Raufak's blade
dug into it's stone body it seemed to rise up further and be more active as
it turned its head towards them all.
SwordOfAtrophy: Well, he had neither.. and his main weapon was powered by
storms, so that might be backwards, so he'd try something else. He approached
the Golem as it eyed him, and touched it with his fingers, tracing down the
SwordOfAtrophy: large stone body. (Command Pleasure Zones: Stun the target
for one round. WLP save DC: 10 + 10 Chr (20))
Tesarik One: Immune to stuns.
SwordOfAtrophy: "There there girl, just relax and it will all be over soon."
Well crap.
SwordOfAtrophy: Even sex stuns!? Tough golem.
Tesarik One: It just felt like warm stone.
Tesarik One: Mercy-
restless impulse: Tch .. she had no fire and now adamantine, and given that
it was stone she wasn't sure what good she could do .. so well .. basic
attack it was! Though instead of allowing her sword to seperate, she'd keep
it in its longsword shape
restless impulse: and pair it with her purloined falchion to slice at the
creatures legs ... well .. whatever she could easily reach that wouldn't make
it look like she was trying to get fresh. Who knew with some people.
restless impulse: [ primary strike +5 strike, dex fighter, dual wield,
greater dual wield, velithssra 2d10 8 (legendary, fighters weapon +3
strike/damage, vorpal, poisoned improvement), 1d8 falchion ]
restless impulse: (( 2d10** no 8, poor editing on my part ))
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Tesarik One: ~*~ restless impulse scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Tesarik One: Immune to poison, just fyi.
restless impulse: (( +16q, +3, +5 31 and thats fine i've not met anything
the poison improvement actually effects so i take it as given XD ))
Tesarik One: It would effect werespiders! Lol. DR 10/adamantine, +30 DEF = 0
dmg
Tesarik One: The blades didn't even cut into the stone.
Tesarik One: Sessa-
restless impulse: (( i havn't done damage yet >.> .. or is that a strike
thing ))
Tesarik One: (Oh shit sorry)
Tesarik One: Hit
SwordOfAtrophy: (leaaaapin ahead)
restless impulse: (( is k! i threw words in with my numbers :X ))
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3 4
Tesarik One: ~*~ restless impulse scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 10
Tesarik One: ~*~ restless impulse scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
Tesarik One: ~*~ restless impulse scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 2 91-sided dice: 15 33
Tesarik One: ~*~ restless impulse scored 5 poynts damage ~*~
restless impulse: (( +16q, +3f, 3, 4, 6, 10, 6, 5 = 53 ))
Tesarik One: DR 10/adamatine, +30 DEF = 13 dmg
Tesarik One: Raufak 10/62 [19] || Ellis 9/65 [24] || Mercy 0/55 [26] ||
Sessa 0/48 [18] || Kerrog 0/63 [17] || Maereth 0/69 [18] || Porn Golem 37/??
[22]
Tesarik One: Sessa-
myobsidiansouls: She wasn't gonna try anything fancy, at least not yet, she
just moved forward towards the big boobed golem and sent her adamantine
greatsword across its torso, while her sharpened shield was used to slice
across one thigh.
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Tesarik One: ~*~ myobsidiansouls scored 2 poynts damage ~*~
Tesarik One: Crit Hit!
restless impulse: (( .. simple works! ))
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 2 74-sided dice: 63 65
Tesarik One: ~*~ myobsidiansouls scored 21 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 2 9-sided dice: 9 5
Tesarik One: ~*~ myobsidiansouls scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
Tesarik One: ~*~ myobsidiansouls scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
myobsidiansouls: (STR 12, Fighter 3, S&B 10, Shield Weapon) +25 = 84 dmg
Tesarik One: It wasn't going down so easy, it used it's stone arms to block
both of the attacks, then sent a fist into Sessa's pretty face. (Redirect)
Tesarik One: 84 dmg to Sessa
myobsidiansouls: (Fighter's Defense - Evade)
Tesarik One: 64*
Tesarik One: 63* I can do math I promise.
Tesarik One: Raufak 10/62 [19] || Ellis 9/65 [24] || Mercy 0/55 [26] ||
Sessa 0/48 [18] || Kerrog 0/63 [17] || Maereth 0/69 [18] || Porn Golem 37/??
[22]
Tesarik One: (don't reflect crit dmg)
Tesarik One: Kerrog-
Raufak Agnarsson: (back)
Mighty Gar thog: ~It still stood? That surprised him. Kerrog just held out
onearm, palm up. He closed the palm. A hand of black shadow rose up from the
ground, to grasp the animating spirit of the golem and squeeze it~
(Knvocation, Hand
Mighty Gar thog: of Mirk)
OnlineHost: Mighty Gar thog rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Tesarik One: ~*~ Mighty Gar thog scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Tesarik One: It is immune to magic.
Mighty Gar thog: (ok)
Tesarik One: Maereth-
Raufak Agnarsson: He woulda said something about the magic and stun and
poison and mind control immunities, but well..those were pretty standard
golem stuff, he figured they all knew!
lurkerinshade: Fire. An addition he could very easily bring to the table
though it was debatable if the Arcanist could adequately commit to the
strike. Fortunately .. it was quite the big target now wasn't it? A fact that
served as reason enough
SwordOfAtrophy: He figured as a sex golem, it would respond to touches.
restless impulse: They couldn't all be well read multi talented linguistic
bards .. that slot was already taken. Sides, Mercy hadn't tried to steal a
golem before so .. new stuff!
Raufak Agnarsson: It's not a sex golem, it's a porn golem. Porn =/= sex,
it's a lot creepier!
Tesarik One: It's nipples, face and breasts responded slightly to touches,
but only in the sense that instead of solid stone it was more pliable! but it
wasn't apleasure golem!
Raufak Agnarsson: Well at any rate, they were learning first-hand, and that
was more valuable anyway.
SwordOfAtrophy: Pretty sure the definition of porn is people --> sex.
lurkerinshade: to bring out his ironshod staff .. , a trophy from the corpse
of one of the Five Masters to.. grand thing, though he proved quick to alter
that by pulling it apart with a swift action that led to its eruption in
flame for the triple
Mighty Gar thog: (Forgot bestiality, Mark)
SwordOfAtrophy: (I said porn, not the weird junk you're into >.>)
Mighty Gar thog: (It'sall porn, to me.)
lurkerinshade: staff it had become. While the golem itself may be immune to
magic he wasn't against testing out an alterative (shadowreach enchant -
reach with weapon through shadow for that attack for a lovely dc10 for the
golem if possible! ). W
lurkerinshade: Whether* that amounted to much or not the trick still ended
with an attempt to strike it in mundane terms.
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Tesarik One: ~*~ lurkerinshade scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
lurkerinshade: [+8 qck = 22 ]
Tesarik One: HIt
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade rolled 2 91-sided dice: 66 60
Tesarik One: ~*~ lurkerinshade scored 21 poynts damage ~*~
lurkerinshade: [ Fizzwinken's Modified Profane Triple Staff (2d10) Unholy
and Fire for its revelent enchants and whatnot. ]
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 3
Tesarik One: ~*~ lurkerinshade scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
lurkerinshade: [ No Str. Thus - 30 dmg unoly/fire ]
lurkerinshade: unholy* ]
Tesarik One: The fire does no damage, BUT it slows the golem. Golem is now
DC16 for one round, and QCK 6.
Tesarik One: Raufak 10/62 [19] || Ellis 9/65 [24] || Mercy 0/55 [26] ||
Sessa 0/48 [18] || Kerrog 0/63 [17] || Maereth 0/69 [18] || Porn Golem 37/??
[22(16)]
Tesarik One: Porn Golem-
Tesarik One: It began to move slower as it came towards the group, though it
still wasn't extremely slow by any means. Moving to Maereth first, he got a
massive punch to the face, then it moved around, slamming the side of it's
immense tits into
Tesarik One: Raufak's head and shoulders, then another fist was slammed into
Mercy's face. Sessa was not immune, for she got a kick right in the stomach,
then Kerrog was grabbed and his head shoved between her legs, where she tried
to break his
Tesarik One: head open like a nutcracker with her big thighs! Her free hand
now reached for ellis and she picked him up and shoved him between her boobs,
crushing him there.
OnlineHost: Tesarik One rolled 6 20-sided dice: 15 1 3 5 1 17
Tesarik One: ~*~ Tesarik One scored 2 poynts damage ~*~
Tesarik One: 21 Maereth Hit
Tesarik One: Crit Fail - Raufak
Tesarik One: 9 - Mercy Miss
Tesarik One: 11 - Sessa Miss
Raufak Agnarsson: Well as much as he enjoyed a good motorboating, he did not
much care for the breasts being smashed into him like that! Thankfully it
seemed the golem wasn't terribly adept at doing that.
Tesarik One: Oops forgot the +3 Fighter - so that's 24 Mae, Crit Fail
Raufak, 12 Miss Mercy, 14 miss Sessa, Crit fail Kerrog, 26 Ellis Hit
Mighty Gar thog: (lol stumbling porn golem kills owner during sex)
OnlineHost: Tesarik One rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 1
Tesarik One: ~*~ Tesarik One scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: Tesarik One rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Tesarik One: ~*~ Tesarik One scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Tesarik One: Raufak, you get an attack on the golem after I finish rolling
dmg.
Tesarik One: Ellis, she stumbles and cannot slam when she goes for Kerrog so
your attack misses as she slams herself into the wall.
OnlineHost: Tesarik One rolled 3 93-sided dice: 48 57 77
Tesarik One: ~*~ Tesarik One scored 29 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: Tesarik One rolled 2 12-sided dice: 6 3
Tesarik One: ~*~ Tesarik One scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Tesarik One: +14/+3 = 55 dmg to Maereth
OnlineHost: Tesarik One rolled 3 93-sided dice: 19 68 47
Tesarik One: ~*~ Tesarik One scored 19 poynts damage ~*~
lurkerinshade: [ Skill: Arcane Image - Evade (assuming that immunity to
magic only works on things hitting it! )]
OnlineHost: Tesarik One rolled 2 12-sided dice: 10 2
Tesarik One: ~*~ Tesarik One scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Tesarik One: +14/+3 = 48 dmg to self - DR 10/ +30 DEF = 8 dmg
Tesarik One: Yes, Arcane Image is fine.
Tesarik One: Raufak take your action.
Mighty Gar thog: ~Je chuckled at the stumblebum, then smirked at an idea he
now had~
Raufak Agnarsson: Well, he had brought his big ol sword up to block, but
realized with her slowed speed, he had just enough time to step back and
swing so she'd smash her tits into an attack instead of a half-orc.
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Tesarik One: ~*~ Raufak Agnarsson scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Raufak Agnarsson: (+12 str, +3 fighter, +1 grudge fighter now = 30)
Tesarik One: Hit
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 3 80-sided dice: 47 8 13
Tesarik One: ~*~ Raufak Agnarsson scored 7 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 3 10-sided dice: 9 8 9
Tesarik One: ~*~ Raufak Agnarsson scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Raufak Agnarsson: (33 + 27 = 60)
Tesarik One: DR 10/met, +30 DEF = 30 dmg
Tesarik One: The blade sunk deep into the creature, and it began to break up
into pieces of pink stone and fall in a pile, destroyed.
Tesarik One: Raufak 10/62 [19] || Ellis 9/65 [24] || Mercy 0/55 [26] ||
Sessa 0/48 [18] || Kerrog 0/63 [17] || Maereth 0/69 [18]
Tesarik One: --end combat--
restless impulse: She turned her body slightly as the fist came in, and she
let it move on by before then dodging piles of random falling golem pieces.
Raufak Agnarsson: Well being in a battle after being turned into his least
favorite thing while doing his favorite thing had sent Raufak into a bit of a
rage, so he kept hacking at the thing until it was in tiny bits, growling and
cursing in a
Raufak Agnarsson: variety of languages.
Mighty Gar thog: You'd think they'd make em out of flesh and keep em flesh.
~he blurted out~
myobsidiansouls: "Gods that was quite the clusterfuck...." she stared at the
creature as it stumbled about, trying to kill with it's boobs and thighs and
such. But, Raufak handled it nicely and she reached down to pick upa piece of
the pink stone and then tossed it down.
SwordOfAtrophy: He'd escaped being crushed by his favorite thing, somehow.
And exhaled. "Rejected by a lady, woe be-eth my pride. Everyone alright?"
myobsidiansouls: She went to the door it had been guarding and reached down,
pulling it open and very nearly pulling the thing off it's hinges.
Raufak Agnarsson: He likely embedded his sword into the floor a wee bit with
the last swing and left it there for the time being, breathing heavily, and
then well..he was a bit of a mess. So he brushed off pinks tone bits and
fixed his hair, tugged
Tesarik One: Now, up to this point the chambers of the mage had been pretty
nice. Things neatly labeled, clean, in order. Even all the porno books were
alphabetized. But, upon opening up this door into this dimly lit bedroom
would be the
Raufak Agnarsson: his blade out of the floor, and stuck it on his back
again.
Tesarik One: opposite and the smell of dirty sex hit them before they even
stepped over the threshold. And it was in the bedroom they'd find the
notorious blue mage..........
SwordOfAtrophy: "Psssst... Lucy... we're home..."
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog lifted his shawl up over his face, to avoid that
scent~
Tesarik One: Pallid and trembling, and so very weak, a middle aged man sat
in the midst of his bed barely able to even move his head to look as the door
opened. So given over to pleasures, he has lost himself. He
Tesarik One: is barely dressed, his MASSIVE cock standing erect while the
rest of his body is covered in filthy crusty stained robes. Hair and beard
unwashed and uncombed, and also full of sticky stuff and dried
Tesarik One: crust. Eyes are hollow, lack of sleep, warped by lust. A
spellbook is open in front of him, but the spellbook is disgusting as well,
covered in sticky stuff and dried crust as well.
Tesarik One: His hand is sliding up and down that erect tower of his own
making as he looks over at the group.
Tesarik One: No wonder no one's seen him in a while.....
restless impulse: Well .. she wouldn't be so crass as to puke in front of
the group. But she was covering her mouth and looking rather displeased with
the scene.
myobsidiansouls: "Fuckin disgusting!" She stepped back and out, for the time
being, only catching a peek at the gross blue mage, but that's all she really
wanted.
Mighty Gar thog: (If your erection lasts more than 3 hours, seek medical
attention)
lurkerinshade: [ So.. kill it with fire? ]
SwordOfAtrophy: Ellis shook his head. "You have three seconds to answer...
who is making the Golems then?" Clearly, the man isn't able to get out of
bed.. someone else was probably doing the dirty work.
Tesarik One: He begins to mouth some words, as he peers down at his
spellbook. (Everyone roll a willpower vs spell)
OnlineHost: Mighty Gar thog rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Tesarik One: ~*~ Mighty Gar thog scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Raufak Agnarsson: He stepped on into the room and glared at the fella, which
was the new target of his rage! "You think it's funny to kidnap ladies and
turn people into fuckin slugs?" And then he was being spelled at apparently!
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Tesarik One: ~*~ Raufak Agnarsson scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Raufak Agnarsson: +5 = 10
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Tesarik One: ~*~ myobsidiansouls scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
Mighty Gar thog: (lol not even gonna add it up!)
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Tesarik One: ~*~ restless impulse scored 1 poynts damage ~*~
lurkerinshade: [ Apex Skill - Unshakable! ]
Raufak Agnarsson: Yes he was blaming the sluggage on that guy!
lurkerinshade: [ auto pass of will save and whatnot. ]
SwordOfAtrophy: It was probably his fault.
myobsidiansouls: +6 = 16
restless impulse: (( +10w, +4 iron will, 32 ))
restless impulse: 31*
Mighty Gar thog: (Last week, made every save. This week, Kerrog fails every
one.)
Tesarik One: Raufak, Kerrog, Sessa - you all fail, and immediately begin to
orgasm. You can do nothing except enjoy the intense orgasm.
SwordOfAtrophy: Ellis's armor simply shimmered. He didn't know what the
spell did, but he was having none of it.
SwordOfAtrophy: (Reflective enchant, reflects spell back at caster)
Tesarik One: And the mage began to orgasm again as well, and because he'd
already cast a spell on his penis making it massive, it was like a fucking
fountain went off, hitting the ceiling and spilling around him in sticky goo
as the mage writhed
Tesarik One: and moaned.
Raufak Agnarsson: Well...he may as well enjoy it while it was happening, so
long as he didn't go sluggy again.
Mighty Gar thog: (Thought that was only for shields?)
SwordOfAtrophy: And while he was distracted, he yoinked the book from close
by. No more spells. Though he tried to avoid.. goo.
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog just stood there, quite silent, actually~
restless impulse: ....she hoped it didn't get as far as them.
Raufak Agnarsson: There was probably no avoiding that goo if he got close
enough to get the book.
SwordOfAtrophy: Meh, things had to be done.
Tesarik One: (You crafted it for him Gar, but it does say it's for a shield.
I'll allow it this time, I don't want to see someone with it on a shield and
armor though so I will have to do some work on that)
Tesarik One: No, he'd get some sticky goo on him. But, the mage did pass out
for a bit. What do you all wanna do?
lurkerinshade: [ Awaken Blood spell. -cough- ]
myobsidiansouls: She reached out and grabbed whatever furniture was nearby
as she felt herself quickly escalate and all that pleasure well up inside of
her so much so she could not be quiet and there she was, poor giantkin,
moaning and wiggling.
Tesarik One: Go for it.
Raufak Agnarsson: He wanted to chop him into bits, but he was still a good
person so he wouldn't. That and well...he was still shuddering after the mess
he'd made in his trousers. Afterwards, however, he grinned, then had a good
laugh since he still
Raufak Agnarsson: had all the required body parts to do so.
lurkerinshade: " .... Any of you going to complain to the redhead if I
finish this bastard off? "
restless impulse: "....what bastard?" Yup. She didn't see anything. Brain
bleach incoming.
myobsidiansouls: "Mmm.... destroy him... aaaahhhhhh," she tried to get out,
as she steadied herself on her feet with her legs crossed.
SwordOfAtrophy: "Not particularly... but I still would like to know if there
was another creating golems.."
Raufak Agnarsson: He moved on over to Sessa and gave her a squeeze on the
shoulder, then leaned in and whispered.
Tesarik One: Ellis, and anyone else not involved in an orgasm and wishes,
can search the room.
lurkerinshade: [ Spell: Awaken Blood (One-Time Attack [Dbl Roll @ obsidian])
DC29 - Target: The Sticky Mage ]
SwordOfAtrophy: He looked around at the stained.. crusty stuff, trying to
determine exactly how long the mage had been prone in bed. (Insight, maybe)
lurkerinshade: " I might consider reviving him .. afterwards. " ]
restless impulse: She was so so so glad she was wearing gloves .. and every
inch of her skin was covered save her face. Though, looking at this room
she'd wish she had that covered too .. was that dripping from the ceiling?!
She gagged a little, but
myobsidiansouls: She grinned hearing him and clapped him on the back, "Good,
wonderful!" and then gave a nod and a wink to him.
restless impulse: had a quick shufty to see if anything was .. err .. well
everything was pretty weird but she'd look nonetheless.
Tesarik One: Go ahead and roll an insight.
Tesarik One: I'm not going to roll for the mage, go ahead and kill him.
OnlineHost: SwordOfAtrophy rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Tesarik One: ~*~ SwordOfAtrophy scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade rolled 4 91-sided dice: 74 7 78 50
Tesarik One: ~*~ lurkerinshade scored 33 poynts damage ~*~
SwordOfAtrophy: +26 = 40
OnlineHost: restless impulse rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Tesarik One: ~*~ restless impulse scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
restless impulse: (( +10p .. 22 :/ ))
lurkerinshade: [+12 int = 45 ] There would now be a much more sanguine
stickiness all about.. -d
Tesarik One: Mercy, you find an envelope and letter on the dresser.
Thankfully, not filthy.
SwordOfAtrophy: "About a week, judging by all the stains.. so I suppose the
Golems could still be made by him. Looks like we're gonna have to assume that
way." Ewww, stained with cum and blood... hurrfuckinray.
restless impulse: Praise the gods she doesn't even believe in! Letter.
Clean, miraculously. Yeah she'd open it and if it was in a language she
understood she may even read it.
Raufak Agnarsson: If it wasn't, he probably could.
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog could readall~ Wonder who sent those eunuchs today.
myobsidiansouls: "That is probably the most disgusting thing I have ever
seen in my whole damn life..." She glanced around, and decided to go peeking
into drawers and things to see what sorta goodies was there.
OnlineHost: myobsidiansouls rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Tesarik One: ~*~ myobsidiansouls scored 2 poynts damage ~*~
Tesarik One: She found all the goodies, all sorts of interesting things....
which will be on the receipt!
Raufak Agnarsson: Now that he was in a good mood, he'd poke around as well.
lurkerinshade: Maereth would be searching as well after his killing fun had
come to an end. Extending from the room to the lab no doubt!
Raufak Agnarsson: Well if Sessa found everything, all's the better.
OnlineHost: lurkerinshade rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Tesarik One: ~*~ lurkerinshade scored 0 poynts damage ~*~
OnlineHost: Raufak Agnarsson rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Tesarik One: ~*~ Raufak Agnarsson scored 2 poynts damage ~*~
Raufak Agnarsson: 20
lurkerinshade: [ Online Host. Suck it. ]
restless impulse: "Who the fuck is Mary?" The oath was uttered in drow, but
the tone of her voice was pretty apparent. And what a terrible name ..
Donald? Hardly the moniker she'd .. well .. actually .. it fit now that she
thought about it. "Blood
restless impulse: pool may have a partner."
Tesarik One: Raufak you find a few drawers with lady clothing and lingerie
in it.
Raufak Agnarsson: Well, once it all got cleaned up he'd give them to ladies
as gifts for himself!
lurkerinshade: " Could be blending in with the abductees if its a woman. "
Maereth offered, " I suggest .. we lock the doors and bring this place
crashing down. " -d
Tesarik One: There wasn't really much else to see in the place, except a
good number of porn magazines. Many of which were crusted over, and all in
various languages, such beauties as "Juicy Warted Jugs" in Hag, "Hard Slimy
Rods" in Aboleth,
Raufak Agnarsson: Well..as much as he liked collecting these things, he
wasn't gonna touch the crusty ones!
Tesarik One: "The Titillating T'skrang" in T'skrang, "Mounds and Holes" in
Sylvan, "Big Guns, a magazine for pirates with specific tastes" in common,
"Swollen Swords" in Common, "Lingerie for the Erotic Dwarf" in dwarven,
restless impulse: "Or the older woman downstairs." She shrugged. "Either
way, it mentions the delivery to this .. individual."
Tesarik One: "Slimy Green Caves" in mere, "Big Ball Wonder" in Giant,
"Girth, Wind and Fire" in Draconic, "Greasy Wands of Awe" in Orcish....
Tesarik One: "Busty Planar Beauties" in Planar Common, "Dark, Busty and
Beautiful" in Drow, "Nuts!" in Arborian, "Ladies and Corpses" in Black
Tongue....
Mighty Gar thog: ~Kerrog was listening to Mercy, since she seemed to have
the answers in that letter~
myobsidiansouls: "The delivery was probably the females captured, but he was
too busy...doing whatever he was doing... to do anything with them yet.
Thankfully." She eyed the porn magazines scattered around the room and lifted
a brow.
Mighty Gar thog: They were marked for cutting by someone.
Tesarik One: (Ok folks, our time is up and a bit past. What are you plans?
If you ask the lady downstairs, she will tell you that Mary has headed to
Polyamora for supplies.
Tesarik One: And that she should be back in a few days, though going to
Polyamora sometimes...takes longer)
lurkerinshade: [ Bomb Polyamora! With golems. ]
Raufak Agnarsson: "Well with how non-picky about race he seemes to have
been, I can't say I don't have that in common with him. I just don't go
around fuckin kidnapping people. What a sack of shit."
Raufak Agnarsson: Get the girls back safely was his plan! They could always
come back later.
Tesarik One: Everyone agree? Get the girls back to the portal?
Mighty Gar thog: ~That was Kerrogs idea too~
SwordOfAtrophy: Yes.
restless impulse: (( yuuuup ))
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